Specifically, I'm watching Night of the Living Dead for the 10th time. Without the benefit of barbecue, dammit. I always try to have barbecue on hand while watching NotLD. This DVD came with the horror movie poster calendar in my office. Last month I watched The Brain That Wouldn't Die. It was... weird. Cheesy scifi/horror, yes, but around mid-film ( Read more... )

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Never heard this term before. Have you?


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Zombie meme:

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

1. Modern War Hammer, medium-length. I'd prefer a shotgun, but eventually I'd run out of shells.

2. "Planet of Sound" by the Pixies.

3. Vinnie Jones with a sledgehammer.

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It had been twelve hours, and Mike and I were barricaded in the house, rifles trained outside, looking for THEM. We'd taken out quite a few already, the bodies stacked like cordwood around the house, providing another line of defense. It was quiet. So quiet. Quiet as the grave ( Read more... )

Managed to get to my friend Eric's house where he was holding back a ravenous horde of zed-creatures with a machete in one hand and his daughter Nora in the other, covering him a rifle. I joined in, singing a lusty Viking song as I blew off the heads of a busload of Japanese tourists. After purifying the pile of bodies with fire, we went back into ( Read more... )

Got sidetracked to Wrigleyville and had to hole up at the Alley and Male Hide. Decided to improve my zombie fighting couture. I am now battling zombies in a cop jacket, buttless chaps, and a paste-on Fu Manchu mustache, my shotgun roaring with delight as I cut down the reanimated remains of many Cubs fans and rude waiters. The statue of Harry Carey ( Read more... )

Fuck! Running low on Drano bombs. Realizing Brad Pitt was lying about making napalm from orange juice concentrate! YOU'VE KILLED ME, BRAD PITT!!!

Michael! Stow the cats and meet me at the rendezvous. Bring the B.A.R. It's behind the bin where we keep the extra sheets and blankets for company ( Read more... )

dandycat confirmed my worst fears about last night's meteor storm. All radio stations dead. The Chicago Loop is emptied out. Abandoned cars are blocking the streets, so I was forced to commandeer a Segway from a dead cop who was just beginning to turn. Smacked out his brains with a piece of pipe I grabbed from the Block 37 construction site and took off. ( Read more... )