I thought it'd be okay to send those isotopes into the sun. I watched as the little white ball - brighter than that dim, orange sun - sped away for eight seconds. (This bit obviously came from a little factoid I picked up yesterday.) Then everything went dark. I waited for the sun to come back, but it didn't, and all that was left of the sun was a ( Read more... )

"We have to lock the mailbox because there are transvestites everywhere!" The end of modern society is going to be very strange.

I'm not in the habit of having dreams about being back in high school, but last night I was made school captain. Also, I was in just my underwear.

Am I just the most typical person ever?

I need a better internal clock. I dreamed it was 9:47am and I was late for work (after clearing a rollercoaster of hundred of shopping trolleys and office chairs). No, it was 5:56am.

I made a rather tasty caramel banana pie for myself yesterday. No recipe or anything. The lesson here is... if you're not sure, just throw in another egg ( Read more... )

When you go through cycles of intense dreaming like I do, it's annoying when you dream about work. Particularly when at work you've been working on some recursive code. The dreams end up being the same way. Frickin' dreams (or work - take your pick).

I dreamed about Justin Beieber last night. I think there may be something wrong with me.

After some ill-fated redesign of my ensuite bathroom - giving access to both bedrooms of my house - the world went to war. There were bullets flying everywhere, and a white, poisonous gas permeated everything. A Muslim man died from a bullet wound as we held his hands. Someone said some appropriate last words that I didn't understand. My uncle and ( Read more... )

All was dark when the jet took off over stormy waters. It was not heard from again, and so the next one was sent aloft... piloted by Jean Claude Van Damme of all people. We flew very close to those heaving waves, and I thought we might crash at any moment, but we crested the waves well enough. The wreckage of a passenger jet littered the seas. ( Read more... )

So what does it mean when you dream that your chest of drawers has sprung a leak? At first it was only a trickle, but as I pulled out more of what had once been dry clothes it turned into something I would describe as... more gushy than trickly ( Read more... )