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[mrben]

My neighbour has done what I could not: organise someone to take down the jasmine vine that sat over the ruined fence that separated our two properties. They also took a fair chunk of the fence with them and now there is an open space between us, and I'm finding it quite liberating. Given that her backyard is a damn site bigger than mine I can't

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[fivealive]

you have mad skills my friend!

[mrben]

If ever you need a coffin made of particle-board, you know who to call.

[ananas2003]

We have a coffin lying about in the flat. It's a proper wooden one and it belongs to my flatmate. Apparently it's very bad Feng Shui (now there's a surprise!). Not sure if particle board ones have the same effect though.

[mrben]

Feng Shui has an opinion on everything. Next they'll be saying that smearing blood all over my walls is bad. *rollseyes*

So what's your flatmate's excuse?

[ananas2003]

It fell off the back of a truck.

Yes, really. The lid had been cracked so she was offered it at a bargain price - under those circumstances, why not?

[mrben]

A cracked lid? Doesn't that mean that the zombies can get out and attack us all?!

[ananas2003]

Awwwww, that's so sweet - your naive assumption that the zombies didn't all get out a long time ago.