To Chevy's restaurant:

Please train your employees.  PLEASE.

To my "freak-a-zoid from hell" waiter (yeah, I always get them):

1. When I put my menu down, I'm ready to order.  And not a moment sooner, even if you do stop by the table every 45 seconds to badger me.

2. When I order an item, "Beef?" is not an appropriate response.  Tell me my options:  " ( Read more... )