You'd think there would be more cartoons on television on Saturday morning, but nope. Deadpool was stuck watching HGTV.
And wondering if he should reupholster the couch...
Luckily a small frog chose that moment to appear, dragging two boxes and two scrolls behind it. the amphibian waited until it found Deadpool and then disappeared, leaving its individually marked parcels behind.
"Huh. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?"
Wade,
Jiraiya's dead. I don't know how but the Akatsuki got him, I thankfully was able to bring him home. There is going to be a funeral.
I need you.
I've sent you a disguise to wear and your own forehead protector. I've also got a set to Aly. Can you please make sure she gets it? The frog didn't understand the directions to her apartment. Follow the instructions I've included below on how to get to Konoha. I'll be waiting for you two there.
Love,
Arashi
Aly,
I could really use my friends right now. The man who raised me was killed, his funeral is in a few days. I know that you wanted to see my home, I'm sorry that I can't bring you here under happier circumstances. I've included a disguise and instructions on how to get to Konoha. If Wade can't figure them out, I know that you will.
I'll be waiting for you two and will fill you in more when I see you. It will be nice to see friends that I can actually openly be myself with.
See you soon.
Arashi
Oh, so that was why.
(Damn it.)
[[OOC: Establishy!]]