So toughlovemuse introduced me to video games last night. She showed me a game called, I think, "Dragon Quest," and let me play it for a while. I think she was a little amused by many of my reactions ( Read more... )

Dear TMI Manager,

Showers and deodorant are your friends. Swear to God. Use them liberally, they won't let you down.

Also, please stop talking. You have said nothing of any value or significance all day, and yet you won't. shut. up. Please do so now.

Yours from a distance,

Me

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One of the girls has brought her son into work. He's somewhere between six and nine (I really can't tell the difference at this point), and has not sat still for two consecutive minutes all morning. He's driving me nuts. He's fiddled with the typewriter, ridden a chair around the entire office several times, and has spent the rest of the time ( Read more... )

Dear Asshat Messenger-Guy,

Being polite will not kill you. Cross my heart. Coming in and throwing an envelope at me, especially after I've already smiled and said "Good day" to you, is not going to endear you to me. Nor will badgering me while I do my job and make sure the aforementioned envelope really belongs to this department. Especially not ( Read more... )