That Pimp $hit
Well I just got down Owning Everyone, like theres any suprise there. Monday Night was a fuckin kick ass night. Spent some time with the greatest people in the world. My Fellas. Pickedu p a shitload of Mountain Dew and code Red (since alcohol isnt allowed during risk nights) and Played Risk. It was fuckin $0 below out so we didnt finish the game I howver can asure you I waswell on my way to wining after having captured Europe and Owning N. America. So after I owned everyone in Risk, me weber josh and crane went and playned NHL 2004 inside.
I represented obviously and fuckin kicked ass. I utalized Jeremy Roenick Like on only I could do. each of us has no played 5 games against eachother. I Have a commanidn 4-1 record tiedi n first place with Josh who also has a 4-1 record. Weber has a 1-4 Record And Brent has an srounding 0-5 record. Way to work it through bud. I love guys night we rarely get it anymore cuz half of our "Crew" went into Military.
So anyways I didnt get home til like 6 this morning cuz of our Hockey playing last night on X box, but I slept til bout 130 then made some calls regaurding my soon to be flight to VA. to visit a couple friends Derek and reid. But Josh calledme wanting to know if I wanted to go to Dennys tongiht so I said Yes, and we met up with Web and brent and ate some food. Theres this HOT new dennys waitress there so we lvoe going there. And she tells me today that she knows Who I am , I dont remeber with her but I go along with it anywas. I dont know how I forget someone soo beautiful. Def what I need to get my mind off some stupid little fuckin issues that have been bothering me lately. But anyways we Leave there And then go play some more Hockey at Joches.. Of course meand Josh teamed up and Owned Web and brent. Even tho atfter the first period it was 3-1 them. We came back and blistered them.
But anyways Brents back; and web and josh and me are here . well im here anyways intil late Summer. Then Im gone... Of course I def will keep in touch and even Visit the guys, I mean and definetly Web, I have lived practically my whole life with him jsut feet away from me. I dont think I could ever "live" wiothout being near Andrew, it would be too akward and I dont approve. If he were to move anywhere in the world i would Def move there too, not with him but around. There is No girl that is more important then my friends. But ill def be close. And assoon as i become rich, I will use that money to become famous. I already am the coolest person in Maine im talking bout the fuckin world. I mean when I become rich i will take all my closest friends and they will never have to work again, I will but them everything. And If I can find a girl who I fall in love with and Loves me for real then I will make everything she ever dreamed ofhappen.
But to be my Girl you gotta be A time... im talking bout lists of things
-Beautiful: Def have to be Hot on the outside but I want Beauty on the inside too, A girl whos kind and caring.
-Womanly: a girl who knows the "role" of a woman, I dont need these new aged neo- feminist/fascist bitches with ther e righteous attitude, with woman rights and are jsut as good as men. Just shut up and look cute and be a good girl.. and look girly.
-Puts up with bullshit. Im a very Difficult person to be with, If I could find a girl who is aware of that but still loves me anyways Damn.. I mean I t takes time but I will get better.
-Haves FUN.. The most important attribute, I need a girl who will have fun and understand we are young and just have a blast with me.
-Smarts/elloquent Yoou cant be a fuckin moron, I gotta at least talk to you about things, I demand social intelligents But I would prefer KNOWLEDGE and true intelligence aswell.
I can think about maybe 1 or 2 girls that fit this.. Unfortunetly That will never happen. One reason I wont be around for long in this area , another is that well they have boyfriendsare I dont tlak to them anymore..
So intil then, IM DOWN WITH THAT PIMP SHIT.. ya that same pimpshit I Invented and perfected in the Bangor Area...
Tomarrow is Packing day and taking care ofstuff and saying my good byes for a little while. I dont knwo how long im stayin but who knows. I am a fuckin nervous wreck about crashing.. I mean I would hate to die that way , I cant stop anything I could only sit hter and watch me plummit to my death. And I know im super manly, like the kind of man who breaks a fall with his face or chops down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis but I think I would def not make it through a plane crash. But anyways in case I do Die or whatever jsut to take percausions, I love you all, even tho I probably hate you, I wish everyone I good fuckin life,and hope everyone makes the most out of the time given to us. I leave Weber half my bank account (theres $2000 left) and the other is split up for my siblings.
My Nintendo and all games go to Cranes and Joshes, my Alcohol stash goes to Zachary B.
And all my pictures go to Erin and Megan cuz I know they are crazy bout that shit. and would take good care of them.
And hey at my funeral you fuckers better not cry or ill come back and kick u in the nuts or soemthing like that or haunt your house. I mean I owuld exploit my funeral as a chance to get out of school or work or jsut to drink that would make me appreciate you a lot more than if you jsut got all pussy on me. Put me to use! or your in trouble. I would OWN you guys even after death seriosuly thats how much I rule.
well on that Note, im gonna say PeaCe and ill see ya tomarrow...
~Jer
I represented obviously and fuckin kicked ass. I utalized Jeremy Roenick Like on only I could do. each of us has no played 5 games against eachother. I Have a commanidn 4-1 record tiedi n first place with Josh who also has a 4-1 record. Weber has a 1-4 Record And Brent has an srounding 0-5 record. Way to work it through bud. I love guys night we rarely get it anymore cuz half of our "Crew" went into Military.
So anyways I didnt get home til like 6 this morning cuz of our Hockey playing last night on X box, but I slept til bout 130 then made some calls regaurding my soon to be flight to VA. to visit a couple friends Derek and reid. But Josh calledme wanting to know if I wanted to go to Dennys tongiht so I said Yes, and we met up with Web and brent and ate some food. Theres this HOT new dennys waitress there so we lvoe going there. And she tells me today that she knows Who I am , I dont remeber with her but I go along with it anywas. I dont know how I forget someone soo beautiful. Def what I need to get my mind off some stupid little fuckin issues that have been bothering me lately. But anyways we Leave there And then go play some more Hockey at Joches.. Of course meand Josh teamed up and Owned Web and brent. Even tho atfter the first period it was 3-1 them. We came back and blistered them.
But anyways Brents back; and web and josh and me are here . well im here anyways intil late Summer. Then Im gone... Of course I def will keep in touch and even Visit the guys, I mean and definetly Web, I have lived practically my whole life with him jsut feet away from me. I dont think I could ever "live" wiothout being near Andrew, it would be too akward and I dont approve. If he were to move anywhere in the world i would Def move there too, not with him but around. There is No girl that is more important then my friends. But ill def be close. And assoon as i become rich, I will use that money to become famous. I already am the coolest person in Maine im talking bout the fuckin world. I mean when I become rich i will take all my closest friends and they will never have to work again, I will but them everything. And If I can find a girl who I fall in love with and Loves me for real then I will make everything she ever dreamed ofhappen.
But to be my Girl you gotta be A time... im talking bout lists of things
-Beautiful: Def have to be Hot on the outside but I want Beauty on the inside too, A girl whos kind and caring.
-Womanly: a girl who knows the "role" of a woman, I dont need these new aged neo- feminist/fascist bitches with ther e righteous attitude, with woman rights and are jsut as good as men. Just shut up and look cute and be a good girl.. and look girly.
-Puts up with bullshit. Im a very Difficult person to be with, If I could find a girl who is aware of that but still loves me anyways Damn.. I mean I t takes time but I will get better.
-Haves FUN.. The most important attribute, I need a girl who will have fun and understand we are young and just have a blast with me.
-Smarts/elloquent Yoou cant be a fuckin moron, I gotta at least talk to you about things, I demand social intelligents But I would prefer KNOWLEDGE and true intelligence aswell.
I can think about maybe 1 or 2 girls that fit this.. Unfortunetly That will never happen. One reason I wont be around for long in this area , another is that well they have boyfriendsare I dont tlak to them anymore..
So intil then, IM DOWN WITH THAT PIMP SHIT.. ya that same pimpshit I Invented and perfected in the Bangor Area...
Tomarrow is Packing day and taking care ofstuff and saying my good byes for a little while. I dont knwo how long im stayin but who knows. I am a fuckin nervous wreck about crashing.. I mean I would hate to die that way , I cant stop anything I could only sit hter and watch me plummit to my death. And I know im super manly, like the kind of man who breaks a fall with his face or chops down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis but I think I would def not make it through a plane crash. But anyways in case I do Die or whatever jsut to take percausions, I love you all, even tho I probably hate you, I wish everyone I good fuckin life,and hope everyone makes the most out of the time given to us. I leave Weber half my bank account (theres $2000 left) and the other is split up for my siblings.
My Nintendo and all games go to Cranes and Joshes, my Alcohol stash goes to Zachary B.
And all my pictures go to Erin and Megan cuz I know they are crazy bout that shit. and would take good care of them.
And hey at my funeral you fuckers better not cry or ill come back and kick u in the nuts or soemthing like that or haunt your house. I mean I owuld exploit my funeral as a chance to get out of school or work or jsut to drink that would make me appreciate you a lot more than if you jsut got all pussy on me. Put me to use! or your in trouble. I would OWN you guys even after death seriosuly thats how much I rule.
well on that Note, im gonna say PeaCe and ill see ya tomarrow...
~Jer