Your not like me
So I have been in Poker mode the last couple days. And let me tell you these last couple days were nuts. I dont know if I have my nights in order, but im gonna try. I believe thursday was a drunken night. I cant really remember. Saturday I started my boozing early, I had plans to go to the Bangor game against brunswick. Not only was I going but I was going with one of the most beautiful girls In Maine. So Willy and Ryan came over early they were being stingy and wouldnt put in 3 dollars to get a half gallon of capt. Morgans after I put in 20, so we just got beer instead. Drank and played madden. Ash stopped by and I left with her, and willy and ryan just stayed and played Madden. The bangor game was awesome I mean we stuck right with them, even had the lead some of the time. Ralph nimms is jsut a cheater ballhog. It kinda angered me but whatever. So I was a little buzzed at the game, and I love seeing people I used to OWN in highschool. Bangor lost and I went home. drank a little more and went to bed
Yea I jsut skipped FRIDAY, but I cant remember if this happened saturday or friday. But I def fot drunk, and one fo these nights I didnt go to Ushias and I end up going to this hotel room, where I managed to get kicked out not once but twice. Not my fault other people werebeing loud and the guy was a douche bag. So I threatened to masturbate in the hall and he just turned and left. I didnt get home intil like 6 in the AM that morning, cuz I was a pimp. Sunday Night I also got drunk with the REV. Now so you know the REV PUKED. HE HAS NEVER PUKED. but when you roll with me, I make even the baddest dudes crumble before my greatness. Of course I didnt puke jsut had a nasty hangover the next day.
One of these days I also Drank a shitlaod of captin morgans and Just dont remember anything. I think it was Thursday. I was innapropriately drunk.
Last night was nuts Me and Web met up with these 2 girls from somewhere out of state and got a hotel room. lol and we got hammmered, well at least I did. We had insane amounts of beer. Good time. Me and web went up to the top floors an dknocked on everyones door and Ran. than I saw a dog in the halls and Thought I wasdrunk, the dog then turned and ran, I was going to chase after him to see if he was going to lead me to treasure or soemthign but I was much to drunk and lazy.
So all weekend long I hung out with women, none are girlfriend material tho, so I just keep on rollin baby. As we speak now I write this no I still am intoxicated. honestly im a wreck. I didnt even have my continental breakfast. But I stopped by my moms and took a big thing of Ravioli! So I think I emereged the voctor in that round.
I also called some people late night some of these nights, lets make it clear that I am in no way shape or form apologizing for waking you or disturbing you, specially if you were sleeping with people that should have been me.
so with that ibid yall adieu and suck it...
~Jer
P.s My plans for tongiht are simple..Risk with the boyz... and ravioli...
Yea I jsut skipped FRIDAY, but I cant remember if this happened saturday or friday. But I def fot drunk, and one fo these nights I didnt go to Ushias and I end up going to this hotel room, where I managed to get kicked out not once but twice. Not my fault other people werebeing loud and the guy was a douche bag. So I threatened to masturbate in the hall and he just turned and left. I didnt get home intil like 6 in the AM that morning, cuz I was a pimp. Sunday Night I also got drunk with the REV. Now so you know the REV PUKED. HE HAS NEVER PUKED. but when you roll with me, I make even the baddest dudes crumble before my greatness. Of course I didnt puke jsut had a nasty hangover the next day.
One of these days I also Drank a shitlaod of captin morgans and Just dont remember anything. I think it was Thursday. I was innapropriately drunk.
Last night was nuts Me and Web met up with these 2 girls from somewhere out of state and got a hotel room. lol and we got hammmered, well at least I did. We had insane amounts of beer. Good time. Me and web went up to the top floors an dknocked on everyones door and Ran. than I saw a dog in the halls and Thought I wasdrunk, the dog then turned and ran, I was going to chase after him to see if he was going to lead me to treasure or soemthign but I was much to drunk and lazy.
So all weekend long I hung out with women, none are girlfriend material tho, so I just keep on rollin baby. As we speak now I write this no I still am intoxicated. honestly im a wreck. I didnt even have my continental breakfast. But I stopped by my moms and took a big thing of Ravioli! So I think I emereged the voctor in that round.
I also called some people late night some of these nights, lets make it clear that I am in no way shape or form apologizing for waking you or disturbing you, specially if you were sleeping with people that should have been me.
so with that ibid yall adieu and suck it...
~Jer
P.s My plans for tongiht are simple..Risk with the boyz... and ravioli...