Just too Much
Fuck, I dont even know where to begin. Lets start with Me going Virginia. Yea well I went down to VA to visit one of my best friends. "D" or Derek Williams for you fuckers outthere that dont know. Well ill start with the flight down there, I got on a plan in Portland and had to sit in the very fuckin front, I hate flying and I dont want to be in the front incase it crashes. So about 5 minutes before take off, the stewardess (who wanted my balls may I add) askedif anyone would reseat themselves for weight purposes. I said fuck it I will, and she smiled at me and escorted me to my new seat. I sat next to this middle aged black woman who is by far the coolest person I have ever met besides myself. The stewardess came up to me and thanked memany times for moving for her, and then she bought me a beer. They had no Miller Lite so I settled for bud light. I stopped at Duelles Airport in Washington DC, it was mad confusing and everyhitng wasexpensive, I spent an hour chasing sluts and talking about Maine to them in the Airport. They are very nicedown there, or maybe they jsut like Norhtern dudes. who knows I never got any play so it really mattersnot. I got on this little ass plane and went to VA. Thisplan wassoo small that I had to have a seperate seat for my dick.. I mean holy shit, i sat next to this guy that looked like my old music teacher and we started talking about global politics and I listend to him bitch about how democracy was slowly transforming into imperialism. By that time I alsmot dumped his coffee on his stupid lap so that I would mess up his drawings for pissing me off. he had no idea that I was about to Own him in a high intense debate. After I got down with laying out some pretty solid facts and telling him how it was, you could tell he was amazed by my uncanny ability to counter respond every little useless thing he said. After he got owned he just used the old people card and said KIDS they think they know everything. thats when I was like Old fuckers they need to take viagra to get a boner so that automatically makes me right. I met D at 1045 pm he was there waiting for me, It was good to see him. I had seen him once in 3 years and thats not ok.
That night we jsut cruised a little bit, Ate some food went back and I saw D's dad again.. ned and hois dogt chance. Missed those fuckers! Then played some madden andwent to bed.
SATURDAY Morninf wewoke up got showered and packed up cuz we wrere headin to Norfolk and VA. beach. We were gonna meet up with D's cousin whos fuckin fine...
We finally got there and unpacked and dropped D's cuz and her roomate off at a pparty then went and got some beer from jason whos afriend of mine stationed down there. and then drove around couldnt find the party so we went back to his cuz house.
We ended up getting trashed that night, Me Derek and Jason and D's cuz and her roomate, I hada blast we played fuckin cards and bonded with everyone, lol... everyone wasa wreck. Fuckin Derek kickedme off the couch at one point and didnt let me back on faggot. But we woke up the next morning and went to IHOP. (house of pancakes) Fuckin amanda and D ,ade me get sweet tea even tho I protested for 20 minutes and the waitres wouldnt serve me intil I got it so I did and it tasted jsut liike anyother tea. so I got a soda. and mad food. We had to wait a while to weat tho. after that we went back to where we werestaying and we were locked out. So we dfecided to go to the beach and the park. I plauyed tag with Amanda and D lol fuckin blast. it was great. then we went for a walk and shit cool shit weahter was off the hook. We order pizza late night and watched movies with amanda and her roomate.
SUNDAY at 12:15. I waswatchin SWAT and me and D were wired and derek yelled out how badass woudl it be to drive to MAINE right now, I waslike your on crack. and hesl ike DUDE we are so leaving, and I finsished up my movie took the rest of my pics, and headed out. We satopped at a Store and bough an insane amount of Energy drink (Mountain dew AMPS) and we overdosed on caffeiine pills. we left at 1:21 Am and started our 13 hour drive..
LOL ofcourse we werea little delayedcuzDerek had soem problems.. hhahahhaha. Eventually he had to piss soo much that he started pissin in fuckin bottles it was gross! but he didnt want to stop. lol. We drove and drove stopped at stores and ate, and got drinks. several hours into I started getting sleepy and took a lttle nap. this wasl ike at 6 in the AM.. D like a treopper stayed up. I woke up and heped out with some navigation new jersey wasfuckin in sane driving through. Derek couldt stop fuckin Smoking, It pissed me off so much that I had tho steal his ciggareetts and then one time almsot threw them out. but Derek started crying and pissoingabout how his pussy hurt and how he needed some vagisil. fucker..
The whole way I tried to convince him to stop and see some hot girls I new in Boston and in NH, but no he wanted to see his fuckin friensd in maine which is understandable. Soon aswe came to Maine Derek started getttin drowsy so I took over driving for him soo he didnt kills us by sleepin att he wheel. So i pretty much jsut listend to toby kieth and drove to bangor and finally D woke up. We went to my hosue I unpacked adn he went off to go visit some friends. I was much too tired to do anything.
I took a brief nap, and then got a call from a couple ladies asking if they could take me on a date. I said of course if you pay, and they did lOL. and they brought me to a movie anf prob drooled over me the twhole time. They got to meet my mom.. lol. So i went back to one of the girls hosueafter wards and chilled with ehr and dranka few coronos and some shots of soem shit i forget what it was. Playeda litle X box and then headed home. Slept fuckin GOOD!
Werll I still got yesterday and tongiht to talk about and Yesterday I did some Crazythign that I havent done In quite some time and some friends would be proud and some would still not belive it but it was aspecial occasion so I fuckin had some Fun.. PeaCe...
~Jer
That night we jsut cruised a little bit, Ate some food went back and I saw D's dad again.. ned and hois dogt chance. Missed those fuckers! Then played some madden andwent to bed.
SATURDAY Morninf wewoke up got showered and packed up cuz we wrere headin to Norfolk and VA. beach. We were gonna meet up with D's cousin whos fuckin fine...
We finally got there and unpacked and dropped D's cuz and her roomate off at a pparty then went and got some beer from jason whos afriend of mine stationed down there. and then drove around couldnt find the party so we went back to his cuz house.
We ended up getting trashed that night, Me Derek and Jason and D's cuz and her roomate, I hada blast we played fuckin cards and bonded with everyone, lol... everyone wasa wreck. Fuckin Derek kickedme off the couch at one point and didnt let me back on faggot. But we woke up the next morning and went to IHOP. (house of pancakes) Fuckin amanda and D ,ade me get sweet tea even tho I protested for 20 minutes and the waitres wouldnt serve me intil I got it so I did and it tasted jsut liike anyother tea. so I got a soda. and mad food. We had to wait a while to weat tho. after that we went back to where we werestaying and we were locked out. So we dfecided to go to the beach and the park. I plauyed tag with Amanda and D lol fuckin blast. it was great. then we went for a walk and shit cool shit weahter was off the hook. We order pizza late night and watched movies with amanda and her roomate.
SUNDAY at 12:15. I waswatchin SWAT and me and D were wired and derek yelled out how badass woudl it be to drive to MAINE right now, I waslike your on crack. and hesl ike DUDE we are so leaving, and I finsished up my movie took the rest of my pics, and headed out. We satopped at a Store and bough an insane amount of Energy drink (Mountain dew AMPS) and we overdosed on caffeiine pills. we left at 1:21 Am and started our 13 hour drive..
LOL ofcourse we werea little delayedcuzDerek had soem problems.. hhahahhaha. Eventually he had to piss soo much that he started pissin in fuckin bottles it was gross! but he didnt want to stop. lol. We drove and drove stopped at stores and ate, and got drinks. several hours into I started getting sleepy and took a lttle nap. this wasl ike at 6 in the AM.. D like a treopper stayed up. I woke up and heped out with some navigation new jersey wasfuckin in sane driving through. Derek couldt stop fuckin Smoking, It pissed me off so much that I had tho steal his ciggareetts and then one time almsot threw them out. but Derek started crying and pissoingabout how his pussy hurt and how he needed some vagisil. fucker..
The whole way I tried to convince him to stop and see some hot girls I new in Boston and in NH, but no he wanted to see his fuckin friensd in maine which is understandable. Soon aswe came to Maine Derek started getttin drowsy so I took over driving for him soo he didnt kills us by sleepin att he wheel. So i pretty much jsut listend to toby kieth and drove to bangor and finally D woke up. We went to my hosue I unpacked adn he went off to go visit some friends. I was much too tired to do anything.
I took a brief nap, and then got a call from a couple ladies asking if they could take me on a date. I said of course if you pay, and they did lOL. and they brought me to a movie anf prob drooled over me the twhole time. They got to meet my mom.. lol. So i went back to one of the girls hosueafter wards and chilled with ehr and dranka few coronos and some shots of soem shit i forget what it was. Playeda litle X box and then headed home. Slept fuckin GOOD!
Werll I still got yesterday and tongiht to talk about and Yesterday I did some Crazythign that I havent done In quite some time and some friends would be proud and some would still not belive it but it was aspecial occasion so I fuckin had some Fun.. PeaCe...
~Jer