Doctorial Axioms
Some things a friend of mine that is a doctor told me; humorous. Think of them of good general rules.
All bleeding stops... eventually.
If its wet and not yours, don't touch it. (Exceptions exist to this.)
Air goes in and out. Blood goes round and round. Any deviation from this standard is bad.
All call will come in right when you need to use the bathroom.
The number of calls you will recieve is proportionate with the time left on your shift.
I just thought they were funny, 'specially the first three. That is all.
All bleeding stops... eventually.
If its wet and not yours, don't touch it. (Exceptions exist to this.)
Air goes in and out. Blood goes round and round. Any deviation from this standard is bad.
All call will come in right when you need to use the bathroom.
The number of calls you will recieve is proportionate with the time left on your shift.
I just thought they were funny, 'specially the first three. That is all.