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if it kills you, can i have your shoes?
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The Six Deadliest Creatures (That Fit In Your Shoe.)
Okay. I can't get past #3 on this list, because #2 sends me into screaming hysterics and I run away from the computer until someone can come and click away from the image.
Seriously. It's like my brain just goes JESUS FUCK and dissolves into freakish guppy terror. -
psh. you only think it's a good idea because you thought of it
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Hufu! ...it's like Nicorette for cannibals? I don't know. I think they had me at ' a great convenience food for cannibals.'
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Oh. Oh there's no forgiving that one.
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Simon Pegg and Star Wars fanfiction.
For real, I want to hug his brain.
NaNo! No. No, I can't no longer. But I will, because I have this thing. A thing. That I never finish what I start and Imma gonna start to start to finish what I start. o_o :P
My house. She is cold. The firewood. She will not last. I'm going to have to find a way to ( Read more... ) -
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Your Earthmeats belong to us.
Oh yeah, you know he's thinking it. And he's up there. Waiting.
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Shark Week! Shark Week! *wibbles*
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Twilight analysis.
A co-worker of mine is heavily into these books. She keeps trying to get me to start reading them again, but the way she tells it, there's a magical mind-altering paragraph that instantly ( Read more... ) -
my usual method of dealing with you is pretending you're a giant talking muffin
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Book covers to carry age ranges on cover. I call failure. By so much.
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xkcd.
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To the Ma'am at Wal-Mart,
I assure you that we're not posting pictures of your children on the internet.
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Lawnmover Repair or This Is How Sam Fixes Shit In Mother Russia.*
1. Dump tainted gas. Refill. Pull cord.
(if mower doesn't start move to Step 2)
2. Dump tainted ( Read more... )
