if it kills you, can i have your shoes?
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The Six Deadliest Creatures (That Fit In Your Shoe.)
Okay. I can't get past #3 on this list, because #2 sends me into screaming hysterics and I run away from the computer until someone can come and click away from the image.
Seriously. It's like my brain just goes JESUS FUCK and dissolves into freakish guppy terror.