a remnant of the bachelor days...

[morsmodere]

Hey! Look what I found!

Loraine,

O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard.
Being in night, all this is but a dream,
Too flattering-sweet to be substantial.

--L.
I think I banged her... what? Fifteen times? And I think our relationship lasted about a week

Comments

[the_lady_malfoy]

LUCIUS MALFOY...In 20 years of marriage we shagged what...6 times and I find out you shagged this hussy 15 times in a week? WHERE WAS THAT STAMINA WHEN WE WERE MARRIED? It's not wonder our marriage fell apart.

[morsmodere]

I may have been the wildest bachelor in Europe, dear, but I was a nice, docile husband, which is better than what you could have gotten in me. Count yourself lucky.

[the_lady_malfoy]

Who said I wanted a docile husband? I married you expecting you to be a tiger between the sheets. What did I get...a mouse.

[morsmodere]

Actually, I was more like a kitten, as I clawed ocassionally.

.... and what, you only married me for sex? Well, I always knew you were shallow.

[adarkriddle]

Naughty, naughty Lucius. I am very proud.