Dec 09, 2003 18:56
Hey! Look what I found!
Loraine,
O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard.
Being in night, all this is but a dream,
Too flattering-sweet to be substantial.
--L.
I think I banged her... what? Fifteen times? And I think our relationship lasted about a week.
Ahahahah. The quickest way to a woman is through Shakespeare. Straight men, Bisexuals, and Lesbians everywhere, take heed.
I know I sound sexist. But really, I'm not. Hurrah for Feminism.