I'm... back.

I can hear everyone rejoicing. Really.

Never go to Canada. They drive on the wrong side of the road.

Bloody hell. Teenage angst.

Dark magic has long been associated with bad intentions, however, it's quite obvious that that is merely a load of shite thought up by the moral-happy do-gooders of the ages ( Read more... )

Oh my giddy aunt ( Read more... )

( Lucius and Sirius drink scotch and bond. In other words... look, smut! )

Fucking hell ( Read more... )

Ah. Muh. Guh.

I don't want Dumbledore over tomorrow, thank you.

... Bloody freakin' Dark Lord.

Urgh. Got the Black Brat over.

He's annoying and has forced me to buy large amounts of cigarettes. Little bugger.

Lists are nice.

1.) I envy Remus Lupin. The bastard.

2.) It used to be about revenge but it's not anymore.

3.) There is no PIE in this house. What the bloody hell is going on? Sweet God and Goddess. This is just wrong4.) He's raw power and I'll never be able to control it ( Read more... )

( Lucius and Sirius - no real smut this time, unfortunately. )