Jul 09, 2004 15:01
Lists are nice.
1.) I envy Remus Lupin. The bastard.
2.) It used to be about revenge but it's not anymore.
3.) There is no PIE in this house. What the bloody hell is going on? Sweet God and Goddess. This is just wrong.
4.) He's raw power and I'll never be able to control it.
5.) Because of number four, I am very scared.
6.) I am telling the honest truth in number five.
8.) Now that I think about it, Dumbledore is disturbingly quiet. That rotten old bastard. (And he wasn't even very good.)
9.) My son hates me, ahahaha.
10.) I am currently stabbing a beetle with a quill.
11.) I'm such a bloody sadist.
12.) Guess what? There was no number seven!
13.) And I'm done.
14.) Never mind. Didn't want to end on a number thirteen. Bad luck. So now I'm done.
15.) Shit! I realized that since there is no seven, the number fourteen is really number thirteen! So. Now I'm done.
It could be worse. I mean, at least I'm still pretty.