For the past few months my attentions have been occupied by some, uh, kind of major life stuff. Thankfully I've been able to find some time to relax and take my mind off all the stress by doing things like watching movies. As it's so limited, you'd think I might want to exercise a little more quality control over my precious entertainment time. ( Read more... )

Yes, it's the long-awaited triumphant return of Momo Reviews!

( Momo Reviews: Red Riding Hood )

Last week-- or whenever it was I posted last, fuck linear chronology-- I mentioned that Disney has claimed Tangled will be its last princess movie, and then there was some fuckery going on with which I had to take issue. That didn't mean I wasn't going to see it, though. Joe asked me if I was going to be analyzing it for the Gender Studies course I ( Read more... )

Please take a moment to welcome our special guest-blogger, Momo the winged lemur!


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Guys! Guys! Guys! I forgot some stuff in the first part of the Review, so let's go back in time a little to just before Perseus leaves Argos to... to do whatever it is he has to do. I'm sure I'll remember what that is shortly.
( Momo Reviews: Clash of the Titans (Part 2 of 2) )

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT IT EXCEPT: AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. WHY ARE YOU NOT SEEING IT FIVE TIMES IN A ROW RIGHT NOW? WHY AM I NOT SEEING IT FIVE TIMES IN A ROW RIGHT NOW?!? 
BRB, GOING TO SEE CLASH OF THE TITANS FIVE TIMES IN A ROW RIGHT NOW, I WILL NEED A LOT OF POPCORN.

Ah, there now, that's ( Read more... )

I was all set to talk about The Wolfman, and then we watched Troll, and I became conflicted. Troll has Atreyu, playing a character named Harry Potter, Jr.

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Last night we watched Logan's Run, which Joe was immensely excited about. It was a pretty impressive movie, I have to say. These are the impressions I had:

( Momo Reviews: Logan's Run )