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When I awoke the next morning, I immediately knew something out of the ordinary had happened ( Read more... )

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In general, I think others see me as rather bland ( Read more... )

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Dear Msrs. Fry, Cadbury, and Lindt:

You're all dead, that's true. But I don't see why that would mean I can't write you this letter.

I hate to lump you all in together, but it's kind of inevitable. Because, to me, you are all equally responsible for the existence of something I truly cherish:

Chocolate.I would bow down and worship you as gods ( Read more... )

The act of kindness that comes to mind would be Albus Dumbledore hiring me to teach DADA ( Read more... )

Karma? I guess it means to me what it means to everyone. You get what you give. If you're a jerk, you get jerkiness done back to you. If you're nice, you get good things come back to you. That sort of thing ( Read more... )