I'm not going to New Zealand. Nope. Not at all. Not going. End of story. Yep. That's it. Nada.

Instead, I'm going to Vancouver in Canada!

( I'm seriously not joking. )

I'm apparently going to New Zealand to ski, apparently next holidays, apparently on money that mum saved while she was in hospital.

Oh mai.

I'm not sure I want this to happen. All that money we've saved...

Oh mai.

Just, just... it will be gone for a holiday?

Oh mai.

I want a holiday, sure, but...

Oh mai.

Oh mai...