The Rainbow Connection - Kermit the Frog

Come What May - Moulin Rouge

You Are Loved (Don't Give Up) - Josh Groban

Blue - Yoko Kanno

I'm not sure where I am in the stages so I'll just keep it the same:

1. Denial

2. Anger <----- Current stage

3. Bargaining <--- Skipping

4. Depression

5. Acceptance

OH MY GOD THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING ANTS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING APARTMENT! (no Snakes on a Plane parody intended ( Read more... )

I've spent the majority of my day designing my tattoo. Yes, I'm getting a tattoo. It won't be for a few more years though. Two at the very least. I figure I want to give Oklahoma time to get some decent artists before I rush out and get a permanent mark on my body. Besides, it's not actually legal yet since the law, although passed, doesn't take ( Read more... )

I really hate it when shit is said to deliberately hurt my feelings and embarrass me in front of others ( Read more... )

We know Dicck Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. A few weeks ago there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by the name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his ( Read more... )

My last final is in seven hours and I can't sleep. I think I'm also freaking out a bit. There are just too many things on my mind at the moment and I can't seem to focus them in the direction of laying down in bed and passing out. I know I shouldn't stay up all night and I really don't want to stay up until the passing out point b/c then I'll be ( Read more... )

How is it that I have managed to fry my brain so quickly ( Read more... )

OK, so here's how the story starts ( Read more... )

OK, for those that have seen Team America, this is probably going to make some (but not very much) sense to you. For those of you that haven't seen Team America, this is going to make less sense to you.

Swade has called me out. I think it's kinda Celebrity Deathmatch style, but via email and without the claymation.

The challenge:"What if Matt ( Read more... )

( Titanic )