Holiday Drabble - 29 Dec 2012
Mistletoe
BBC Sherlock
Length: 100
Rating: PG
A little dialogue-only fic for the slashy amongst us. Hope you enjoy!
"You realise it's a parasite."
"Yes."
"Putting a pretty ribbon around it and hanging it over a doorway does not change its nature."
"True."
"Of course, it is purported to have medicinal uses in regards to respiratory and circulatory systems."
"It is purported, yes."
"Mythical claims are, naturally, nonsensical."
"Naturally."
"Although the adhesive properties have been shown useful. Lestrade brought me a case once involving the theft of mistletoe. It turned out the thieves were up to nastier business involving exotic birds and flu virus--"
"Sherlock?"
"Yes, John?"
"Your arguments are invalid."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning shut up and kiss me."
BBC Sherlock
Length: 100
Rating: PG
A little dialogue-only fic for the slashy amongst us. Hope you enjoy!
"You realise it's a parasite."
"Yes."
"Putting a pretty ribbon around it and hanging it over a doorway does not change its nature."
"True."
"Of course, it is purported to have medicinal uses in regards to respiratory and circulatory systems."
"It is purported, yes."
"Mythical claims are, naturally, nonsensical."
"Naturally."
"Although the adhesive properties have been shown useful. Lestrade brought me a case once involving the theft of mistletoe. It turned out the thieves were up to nastier business involving exotic birds and flu virus--"
"Sherlock?"
"Yes, John?"
"Your arguments are invalid."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning shut up and kiss me."