LEGEND OF MAYFIELD III: The Catastrophic Cannibal Contention!
[BACKDATED TO NOVEMBER 27 (Second Day of "Peace, Harmony, Tranquility and Union" Event)]
[Mayfield's malicious masters just can't let one holiday go by without ruining it. And yet, waking up on the 26th to find the bodies of the drones in the family all roasted and smothered in gravy wasn't all that strange an occurence for Key-Fu. For the first day, Key-Fu wandered aimlessly about town, not having a home to go back to or any knowledge of safehouses. Or, for that matter, any idea of what was coming.]
[Not that Key-Fu is one to have a plan or overall, long-term strategy in the first place.]
[On the second day, when the packs of cannibals start arriving in the wee morning hours, Key-Fu is among the first to find that these outsiders are only interested in eating the prime Mayfielder meat. Which suits Key-Fu just fine, as he is more than happy to give the cannibals a lifetime supply of knuckle sandwiches.]
[Maybe you're on the run from a pack of cannibals. Maybe you're safe at the moment, and happen to be close enough to hear or see Key-Fu's burly brigand brawl. Or maybe Key-Fu's found you in your own fight against the flesh-eating freaks. Whatever the case, you've got a crosseyed martial artist ready to help!]
[Mayfield's malicious masters just can't let one holiday go by without ruining it. And yet, waking up on the 26th to find the bodies of the drones in the family all roasted and smothered in gravy wasn't all that strange an occurence for Key-Fu. For the first day, Key-Fu wandered aimlessly about town, not having a home to go back to or any knowledge of safehouses. Or, for that matter, any idea of what was coming.]
[Not that Key-Fu is one to have a plan or overall, long-term strategy in the first place.]
[On the second day, when the packs of cannibals start arriving in the wee morning hours, Key-Fu is among the first to find that these outsiders are only interested in eating the prime Mayfielder meat. Which suits Key-Fu just fine, as he is more than happy to give the cannibals a lifetime supply of knuckle sandwiches.]
[Maybe you're on the run from a pack of cannibals. Maybe you're safe at the moment, and happen to be close enough to hear or see Key-Fu's burly brigand brawl. Or maybe Key-Fu's found you in your own fight against the flesh-eating freaks. Whatever the case, you've got a crosseyed martial artist ready to help!]