LEGEND OF MAYFIELD IV: The Piped Patio Pruning Party!
[ACTION - A (Anywhere in Mayfield, Moring/Afternoon, OPEN TO ALL)]
[Getting into the wintery time of the year can lead to problems with the plumbing! Whatever trouble you might be having in your household, it's a good thing that Mayfield has people in the city who've been assigned to be plumbers. Right?]
[So you shouldn't be too surprised to find Key-Fu standing at your door, all crosseyed and grinning, wearing a plumber's uniform and carrying all the tools of the trade. And the moment you make eye contact lay eyes on him, he'll snap into a rather heroic-looking martial arts kata.]
Greetings, my downcast domicile denizens! I, the Monk of Key-Fu, have come to expunge the pungent unpleasantness of your pipes!
[Everybody hold on to your butts.]
[ACTION - B (Outside 7132 Brooks Lane, Afternoon, OPEN TO ALL)]
[When he gets home from his day job, Key-Fu has no time to rest. Throughout Fall, nobody in the house has bothered to rake up the leaves. By now, the trees have mostly shed their foilage, and the yard is covered in dead leaves. So, at the insistence of the drone wife, Key-Fu spends the next hour tackling another task he has never done in his life: yard work.]
[Which means that Key-Fu has managed to make a zen garden out of the fallen leaves. Discuss.]
[Getting into the wintery time of the year can lead to problems with the plumbing! Whatever trouble you might be having in your household, it's a good thing that Mayfield has people in the city who've been assigned to be plumbers. Right?]
[So you shouldn't be too surprised to find Key-Fu standing at your door, all crosseyed and grinning, wearing a plumber's uniform and carrying all the tools of the trade. And the moment you make eye contact lay eyes on him, he'll snap into a rather heroic-looking martial arts kata.]
Greetings, my downcast domicile denizens! I, the Monk of Key-Fu, have come to expunge the pungent unpleasantness of your pipes!
[Everybody hold on to your butts.]
[ACTION - B (Outside 7132 Brooks Lane, Afternoon, OPEN TO ALL)]
[When he gets home from his day job, Key-Fu has no time to rest. Throughout Fall, nobody in the house has bothered to rake up the leaves. By now, the trees have mostly shed their foilage, and the yard is covered in dead leaves. So, at the insistence of the drone wife, Key-Fu spends the next hour tackling another task he has never done in his life: yard work.]
[Which means that Key-Fu has managed to make a zen garden out of the fallen leaves. Discuss.]