give a Russian a map of the U.S., a bottle of vodka and a box of crayons...
I know all of us whom belong to blackfolk have had our laugh at this ridiculous fucking map, thanks to Steph, but I really have to share this with as many people as possible... 'cause this is some ignorant-ass shit. This is middle school dropout with a mental disease type ignorance. You know what this map reminds me of? That joke about how war is how Americans learn geography. Or funny maps about how U.S. citizens see the rest of the world. Like... this is how some crazy Russian d00d sees the U.S., for real. He really thinks, like, aaall them red/pink/high orange states on the east are "the same" in some way and they will "band together" for some reason... and maybe join an organization of countries that they're separated from by an entire ocean.
Do I even need to go into the depth of how different Florida and Texas are?! Goooood loooooord.
On the real though... e'rything below W. Va? The Rep. of Tex. can have dat ish. I'ma push for an invasion of the Central N. American Rep. too. At least 'til we get us some of them great lakes.