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Title: Blaine's Fault
Author: Molly Annice
Artist:moushkas
Genre: Romance/fantasy/comedy
Pairing: Kurtofsky with minor scenes of Samcedes, Azimio/OFC and past Rachel/Finn, Burt/Carole, Tike, Brittana and mentions of Seblaine and begins with klaine.
Warnings: mentions of characters deaths, Mentions of M!preg, sex, swearing, Zombie ferrets
Word count: 23, 849
Summary: Kurt’s life sucks it’s not where his thought he was going to be in life. Then Blaine breaks up with him and basically kicks him out of his apartment leading to him losing his job as well. He quickly finds himself getting a job offer. Become a Fairy godmother. Job Description: Make Fairy tales, give fairy tale ending and then in two years you can have your dream we will make your dreams come true if we don’t do it yourself. Kurt quickly finds the job both fascinating and fun. He also can’t help notice how nice Monster maker David Karofsky is.
Part 1
Part 2-A
Part 2-B
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
“So this is the place you put all of your data,” Tina said, pointing to what looked like an old fashion typewriter, “This basically creates the fairy tale world. Whatever information you put in will make this world more real. So a lot of information can be helpful but you should keep it to the environment you have.”
“Are you okay Tina,” Kurt asked.
Tina smiled, “I’m fine. I’m just going to miss Quinn when she leaves.”
“Oh,” Kurt said, “I’ll miss her too. She’s nice.”
“Let’s get you through your lesson and in three weeks you can have your first fairy tale done,” Tina said, before gulping, “So I just type my notes out and they go into that orb over there but what about the characters. Well you have to go to Dave about making them and with the four characters you have. It would be done in four days easily.”
“So how is things with David,” Tina asked.
“we’re good,” Kurt said.
“That’s good,” Tina said, “I am happy for both you and Dave. It’s nice to see couple although after Quinn leaves it’s just going to be Santana and I are going to be the single people around here.”
“Wait you and Quinn are just friends. I always thought you and Quinn were… a little more then just friends,” Kurt said staring.
“No we have sex with each other but we’re not dating,” Tina shrugged, “I love Quinn but I am not in love with her. I just want her happy in life and that place wasn’t always going to be here and I am okay with that. I knew Quinn was leaving for a while now. She told me she was thinking about it a year ago so I’ll miss her and wish her happiness. Sometimes talking with a partner, even if just a friend is nice.”
Kurt nodded his head. Tina sounded right.
So later that night, Kurt found himself knocking on Dave’s door.
“Hey Kurt,” Dave said answering the door only wearing a towel, “I didn’t know you were coming over. Want to come in.”
Oh god I forgot how sexy you are naked,” Kurt muttered. Dave gulped, his body going tense.
“I wasn’t expecting it to be you.”
“Who were you expecting,” Kurt asked, amused, “I should be going.
“No stay.”
“One kiss before you leave,” Dave asked, his voice seemed deeper.
Kurt let out half a laugh, “I don’t think I can stop at just one.”
“Good,” Dave said before taking an extra step towards Kurt and placing a kiss on Kurt’s mouth before pulling Kurt into the apartment and slamming the door behind them. Kurt soon was turning them around and pressing Dave against the door.
“Where’s the bedroom,” Kurt asked which Dave pulled him across the room to the bedroom. It wasn’t until weeks later they started noticing that most of there evening lead to them going to the others place or that they were both slowly moving into each other’s place. Every night one would end up in the other’s apartment asking just one question with the same answer.
“Stay the night with me. Please?” Dave asked.
Kurt nodded his head. He was enjoying the touching that he was allowed to have with Dave in this world. It is a very different relationship from what he had from Blaine. He missed the old Blaine the one he first met. The teenage dream but he likes this better. It was a little bit more full filling. He didn’t have to be perfect. It was time to start letting the past go and feel good about the now.
Kurt quickly found out that Dave had ticklish feet and that his nipples were extremely sensitive to touch. Kurt also found that Dave had a huge kink for Kurt’s hip bones and that Dave loved to bottom which was fine because Kurt found he enjoy topping a lot. Kurt was also enjoying the fact that Dave it turned out had a huge oral kink and loved sucking Kurt’s cock.
Dave found that Kurt loved his ears being played with and sucked on. He found that Kurt also loved to tie Dave up and tease him for hours on end with sexual frustration. He also found that Kurt’s favorite position in bed was strangely doggy style when he always assumed that it would be face to face. So when they found themselves in this position he wasn’t surprised. He also wasn’t surprised when Kurt kissed Dave between on the little mole on the back of his neck before he thrust into Dave. Dave groaned. “Fuck,” He muttered.
Dave felt tight around Kurt’s cock. He soon found Dave rolling away from him, and muttering about it being good. Kurt couldn’t help but smirk. It might have been a while since the last time he topped but he was glad he wasn’t receiving complaints about it.
Dave rolled on to his side, “come here. Come cuddle.”
“I thought you would never ask,” Kurt said, practically purring from sex after glow. He curled himself up to Dave. Dave wrapped Kurt as their legs intertwined to bring their bodies closer together.
“Kurt can I tell you something,” Dave asked.
“Will it ruin the mood,” Kurt asked, smiling into Dave’s shoulder.
Dave hesitated before going on, “probably.”
“Go on,” Kurt said, snuggling in.
“I am here because in high school I was a closeted ass. I was on the football team, the hockey team. I bullied kids because of my issues with my sexuality and my body. I didn’t want to be gay. I bullied and the kids found out. I started to get bullied. My best friend couldn’t look at me.”
Kurt frowned. Didn’t Azimio say he was a best friend with Dave in high school?
“The kids I bullied didn’t want to be near me so I was alone at school. My Dad became more distant. My mom when she found out told me I was diseased and tried signing me up for gay reassignment camps. When I found out about that. I ran. I ended up here. I slowly came around here and fell in love with myself again. Something I haven’t felt for myself in a long time. You are my first boyfriend. My first partner ever.”
Kurt bit his lip, “Dave, I wasn’t your first time. Was I?”
“No, you weren’t,” Dave said, “there was two guy’s before you that I fucked.”
“Hmm,” Kurt said. He was soon shifting his body so that he could kiss Dave again. His lips glided over Dave’s with ease. Dave’s mouth has became familiar and fit perfect to his. It was nice and becoming way too addicting. He soon felt Dave lick his bottom lip asking for entry. As soon as Kurt did they both groaned as their tongues petted each other. Kurt hands soon were entangling themselves into Dave’s beautiful curls. Dave’s hand left his side and were kneading Kurt’s ass. Kurt groaned into Dave’s mouth.
“What was that kiss for,” Dave asked, when they both came up for hair.
“For telling me that. This is nice,” Kurt said. He couldn’t help but snuggle deeply into Dave’s chest. The bigger man felt warm and safe. He fit perfectly against him and Kurt couldn’t help but feel terrified of how nice this was. It was too good to be true. It had to be. Blaine was his teenage dream and his dream didn’t work out how would this?
“Hey, you okay,” Dave whispered, “You are going quiet on me.”
“Oh, sorry just tired from our previous activities were very vigorous,” Kurt half-lied before snuggling deeper into Dave’s chest, “Jesus, you are so comfy to cuddle with.”
“Same,” Dave yawned as the two slowly falling asleep in each other’s arms.
The next morning Kurt and Dave both got up and when walking down to the common room to find both Azimio and Elaine walking in with them. Elaine’s head buried into her husband’s back using him as a guide to the common room.
“Morning, you two Azimio said grinning at them, “have fun evening last night?”
“Greatest cuddle fest ever,” Dave told him, “Don’t really want to know what you two did last night?’
“Morning Elaine,” Kurt said to the female Adam. She grunted back in response. Kurt didn’t believe that he would never find the woman’s inability to function in the morning funny, cute or irritating. Kurt also noted the two also were still in there pajamas from the night before while both Dave and himself were already ready for work that day.
Dave, Kurt and Azimio went to the cupboard going to the cupboard to get their sustenance for the day. May that sustenance be: cereal, oatmeal or what ever would get them through the day. Kurt watched as Azimio poured a cup of coffee into a Sippy cup and placed it in front of his wife.
Elaine turned and looked at him, “the fuck why I am Sippy drinking cup?” the group burst out laughing.
Quinn looked up from her coffee, “Elaine, you are just realizing that now?”
“I how drink from now one,” Elaine asked.
“For the last 8 months,” Sam informed her.
“Don’t one need I,” Elaine said pouting, “good hand I cor-id-in-ation.”
Santana rolled her eyes before sniping at the other female, “did you even here yourself talk? You sound like you are drunk.”
“Good point that,” Elaine said before turning to her husband, “Husband, smart is friends.”
“Yes, they are,” agreed Azimio.
“Okay, who else finds it weird that they can understand her like this?”
Elaine took a sip from her cup.
“It’s one of those things you get used to around here,” Sam told him, “Although it’s sad that you haven’t got used to that already.”
Everyone sat and chittered through out their breakfast, talking about their days, slowly waking up for the day and in some cases becoming easier to understand.
“I’ll see you this afternoon about your monster making skills,” Kurt said grinning at his boyfriend.
Dave smirked, “I’ll see you later,” Before kissing Kurt and walking away. Kurt couldn’t help watch because his boyfriend has a very nice butt.
Later after searching for Dave’s lab for a while in the huge labyrinth of fairy world he finally found Dave’s lab. Kurt watched him for a while before walking up behind him and watching him pour some liquids into a beaker. Kurt slowly ebbed closer to watch what Dave was doing over his shoulder. It wasn’t until Dave looked over his shoulder that he noticed Kurt.
“So, this is your lab,” Kurt teased his partner, “I have so far seen everyone else’s work place but the monster makers.”
“Best for last,” Dave told him while smiling at him.
“Of course,” Kurt said grinning before quickly giving Dave a kiss on the lips as they walked holding hands. They walked down three corridors and took one elevator to Dave’s lab.
“So this is the lair,” Dave boasted. The place looked like as if it came from a mad scientist lab. There were pieces of equipment he has never seen in his life and he doubted they existed in the other world. He could see some thing that he knew existed back home like Bunsen burners, vials and tubing. In one corner was a small desk.
Dave quickly wrapped his arms around him and put his head on Kurt’s shoulder. Kurt turned his head and kissed Dave on the cheek softly before kissing him on the lips. When Kurt pulled away Dave kissed him. The two pulling back and then pushed back in for kisses. Kurt soon found Dave kissing away from his mouth kissing his way to Kurt’s ear. Kurt leaned his head to the side to give Dave more access to his neck. “That feels good,” Kurt muttered.
Kurt all of a sudden felt a jolt of insecurity wash over him. His head was soon filling with thoughts of this being too soon after his break up with Blaine. What if they didn’t work out and things ended badly? What if Kurt gets too close to Dave only to find the man he was falling in love with was not as great as he thought he was? Dave was no teenage dream but he was still great. He wasn’t perfect. The man sometimes forgot to shower.
“Dave, we need to get to work,” Kurt as Dave nibbled on his ear.
“Yeah, we should,” Dave, muttered before resuming his exploration of Kurt’s right ear and neck. Kurt moaned into the touches.
“Dave if we don’t stop we’re going to end up having sex,” Kurt explained, “we start having sex and then someone might walk in on us.”
“Don’t see a problem with that,” Dave muttered as he alternated from kissing, licking and biting Kurt’s neck.
“It is if it is Azimio and I don’t want Elaine pissed off that we broke her husband,” Kurt said.
“Again, don’t see a problem with that.”
“If we die we will never have sex again,” Kurt added.
“That’s a problem,” Dave groaned before pulling away, “okay lets get this done and then we can go back to one of our places to fool around. Sound Like a plan?”
“Sounds perfect.”
“So, what is your monster that you want to look like? I know it’s a wolf but anything special about this wolf in personality? How many dimensions does this character have?”
“Well, I want a werewolf,” Kurt said, “If a talking dog came up to anyone, they’d run. Agreed?”
Dave hummed in agreement. It made sense.
“I want his personality to seem trustworthy but not, to have a sex appeal, to be friendly, But also dark and have a hidden scary. He is supposed to be someone that you would think taking a ride from would be perfectly safe. He is also a cannibal. As at one point he eats grandma and then Little Red Riding Hood. His favorite color is red and he likes the old types of music.”
“Huh, you have all that figured out,” Dave said teasingly, “what’s his sexuality?”
“He’s gay and is a bottom,” Kurt responded quickly.
“Well, you have that figured out,” Dave said, “what about Little Red? I have to make her as well.”
“He actually. I want Red Riding Hood to be a man. Well, Little Red is a diva, independent and argumentative. He walked around with a big knife because he knows the dangers of the woods. He is a romantic and likes to pick flowers for his grandmother. He is close to his mother and father,” Kurt said, “He’s also gay.”
“He a top or a bottom,” Dave asked.
“Top,” Kurt said, laughing.
“So what do they look like,” Dave asked.
Kurt stared at him for a minute before wincing, “I knew I forgot something.”
“Hey, don’t worry about it this is your first time doing this,” Dave said, “We can just use our selves. I’ll make Red look like you and the wolf looks like me, so easy. Any other character’s going to show up.”
“Red’s mother,” Kurt said, “she’s a loving and caring woman who worries about her son constantly. She loves cooking and sewing and smells of lavender. His father is the woodsman. He is a blue-collared man that would have tea parties with his son because it makes him smile and teaches his son mechanics so that his son can look after his car and doesn’t have to rely on strangers to help. He is the kind of man who loves his son no matter what.”
“They sound nice,” Dave said, “Do you have any one in mind to play their parts in you head?”
“I do actually,” Kurt said, reaching for the wallet he doesn’t need in Fairy World. He pulls out a picture of a man and a woman. The two are smiling at the camera. It was obvious that they just were married in the picture.
“They look like a happy couple,” Dave said.
Kurt smiled sadly, “They were the happiest. Then my mother died of cancer when I was seven and my Dad raised me as a single parent. He remarried because life goes on. He died after my last year of college. Him and his second wife, Carole, were hit by a drunk driver, they both died on impact.”
“Kurt, I’m so sorry,” Dave said before hugging him.
“It’s okay it happened a few years ago,” Kurt said, feeling tears fill his eyes, “I have to go get my stuff of this project ready.”
“Okay,” Dave said, as Kurt got up, “If you want to talk about it I’ll be here.” Kurt smiled before kissing Dave’s lips.
“Thank you, See you tonight?”
“See you,” Dave said watching Kurt walk from the room. That night he made Fettuccini Alfredo and chicken breast.
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