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Title: Blaine's Fault
Author: Molly Annice
Artist:moushkas
Genre: Romance/fantasy/comedy
Pairing: Kurtofsky with minor scenes of Samcedes, Azimio/OFC and past Rachel/Finn, Burt/Carole, Tike, Brittana and mentions of Seblaine and begins with klaine.
Warnings: mentions of characters deaths, Mentions of M!preg, sex, swearing, Zombie ferrets
Word count: 23, 849
Summary: Kurt’s life sucks it’s not where his thought he was going to be in life. Then Blaine breaks up with him and basically kicks him out of his apartment leading to him losing his job as well. He quickly finds himself getting a job offer. Become a Fairy godmother. Job Description: Make Fairy tales, give fairy tale ending and then in two years you can have your dream we will make your dreams come true if we don’t do it yourself. Kurt quickly finds the job both fascinating and fun. He also can’t help notice how nice Monster maker David Karofsky is.
Part 1
Part 2-A
Part 2-B
Part 3
Part 4
Kurt found himself getting into the grooves of Fairy World as time went by. He also found him self-starting to open up to the people in it. Both him and Mercedes quickly found that they enjoyed talking because their similarities. They both liked fashion and music. The two found that they could sit and just listen to the greats. The spoke of Eliza, Michael and Elton. They would talk about the latest fashions that they were able to find out about. They were talking about older fashions.
“White boy,” Mercedes laughed. “What the hell have you done with Karofsky?”
“I don’t know what you are talking about,” Kurt told her.
Mercedes sighed, “He acts like a love sick fool around you.”
Kurt smiled, “He’s just nice.”
“Kurt, he looks at you like as if you are the greatest thing that came into his life since he found out how to use the microwave.”
Kurt stared at her flabbergasted, “I have never seen him have issues in the kitchen.”
“The first time I ever had eaten any of his cooking, I threw up he was that bad and the boy was not sorry. But you mention once that seeing other men cook is sexy he is researching cooking books and cooking on his spare time. He has had Quinn helping him learn. That boy wants to impress you badly because he is a love sick puppy.”
“David’s just nice,” Kurt said.
“Sure and Sam is just cuddly with me,” Mercedes countered, “He has a huge puppy crush on you.”
“Besides I just recently got out of a relationship,” Kurt pointed out, “Isn’t it too soon to move on from a long term relationship that fast now?”
“The guy that also moved on before he even broke up with you. Kurt, if a guy is like that you don’t have to give him time to move past him,” Mercedes countered.
Kurt stared at her, “I am thinking that your Cinderella would look beautiful in a gold color.”
“Kurt your changing the subject,” Mercedes said annoyed.
“I just don’t want to talk about this.”
“Alright but you should think about what your intentions and where your guy’s relationship is heading fast because that boy has heart in his eyes and he will be wanting to know if you want to date him or not. Dave and I may have had our differences in the past but he is actually a good guy.”
“I know that,” Kurt said.
“Good.”
“Now, gold on Tina. Definitely going with the gold,” Mercedes muttered, “What do you think of the drawing of these glass slippers.”
“Those are beautiful,” Kurt said.
Mercedes groaned, “I know. If I could I would make them to keep for myself. I do a good job.”
“They would be painful,” Kurt pointed out faintly.
“Being in pain for fashion is acceptable pain.”
“Oh I agree with you on that,” Kurt said, “I have worn several items in my closet that were high on the pain scale but were so fabulous it was worth it.”
“Hey you two,” Dave said, walking into the room.
“Speaking of the Devil,” Mercedes said before grinning at the man, “Hey Dave.”
“Quinn’s showing of Rapunzel is on to night,” Dave said.
“We know,” Mercedes said before giving Kurt a look.
“Well, I am hear to pick you guys up from your whatever,” David said, his tone sharp with annoyance.
“C’mon, there’s going to be beer,” Dave whined, “and I am in a real need for a beer at this moment.”
“You poor thing,” Mercedes said snorting, “and you think I should feel sorry for you.”
“Yeah,” Dave said.
“Fine we are going,” Mercedes said, rolling her eyes.
Kurt about to follow her when Dave touched his shoulder. He stopped confused,
“You two coming,” Mercedes said turning to look at them as she was heading out the door.
“Yeah we’ll just catch up,” Kurt said, smiling at his friend.
“Sure Kurt,” Mercedes said, before turning to Dave, “Dave is Sam at the Orb already or do I have to get him?”
“Your boyfriend is most likely still in his lab,” Dave told her.
Mercedes rolled her eyes, “I’ll go get him,” before walking out of the room.
“Kurt I do like you,” Dave said, after she was out of the room.
“What do you want me to say to that,” Kurt asked.
“Nothing,” Dave said, “I just wanted to tell you that I do like you romantically. You don’t have to feel the same things back. I just want you to know that I do find you very attractive.”
“Thank you for telling me that,” Kurt said, feeling unsure of what to do, “Do you want me to feel the same things back?”
“Yeah of course I do. I was told when I first got here that I should always be honest and I have been trying that after. It works. I was also told to respect people’s emotions. So even if you just want to be friends with me I’ll be okay with it,” Dave said.
“I don’t know what I feel for you,” Kurt said, “it’s been a while since anyone has been actually interested in me in any way. In fact you are the first of two to be interested in me first. The first I turned away because of my boyfriend I had didn’t like us talking.”
“You listened to this guy tell you who you could be friends with,” Dave asked.
Kurt laughed hollowly, “I was in high school and the boyfriend and I ended up in a seven year relationship before we split so it wasn’t that bad of a relationship.”
Dave just nodded his head before pulling Kurt into a side hug, “C’mon let’s get out of here.”
When they walk in Quinn was handing out coolers and beers what. The two walked in comfortable silence.
“Great. The whole gangs here now are you going to tell us what’s these for,” Azimio said.
“I have an announcement,” Quinn said, as both Dave and Kurt sat down. Dave again sitting the closest to the door and Kurt just beside Mercedes. “This will be my last fairy tale made as in a month from now I will be leaving fairy world. I wanted to tell you this tonight before Will arrives here tomorrow before my meeting with him.”
The group started whispering among themselves.
“Why,” Tina asked.
“It’s just time for me to move on,” Quinn said, “I have been here so long and it would be the healthiest for me to go and face the world again.”
“This is going to be the last Quinn fairy tale,” Elaine whispered, “this feels so wrong.”
“Please be happy for me. I just need this.”
Sam getting up and hugged her, “I am going to miss you, Quinn. You will always be part of this family.”
“Yeah,” Tina said, “It’s not going to be the same with out you.”
“We’ll miss you Quinn,” Kurt said. He was starting to like the girl.
“I’m going to miss you guys, too,” Quinn said, “now on to the show.” Sam and her shared a smile before they both sat down. Sam wrapping an arm around Mercedes.
As they sat down the fairy tale started of Rapunzel. It started off with Dave as Rapunzel. Which was hilarious with this long blonde wig on his head. It featured Tina as the wicked witch keeping David in the tower. Until one day a prince, Kurt actually, came and climbed the tower in pursuit of the beautiful sounds of a baritone. They all watched as the long haired Kurt and David fell in love quickly leading to Kurt seducing Dave off screen and Impregnating him. It wasn’t until Evil witch Tina noticed the change in Dave’s body weight that she scolded him.
Evil Witch Tina scolded him for his foolishness and casts him out. Prince Kurt arrives back and when pulled up to find out the fait of his lover through himself from the tower. Only blinding him by the fall and not leading to the prince’s neck being broken. The orb followed the tails of Prince Kurt walking for a while. Until Kurt hears the beautiful tone of his lover again. He watched himself call out for his David. The now short haired David, a lot heavier and as soon as he saw his lover the Dave in the orb ran to and embraced him. The two cried at finally being able to be with each other once again. Once they parted they found that David tears actually. When Kurt could see David again he hugged his lover before bringing his lover back to his palace so that they could live happily ever after.
Through out the story, Kurt slowly drank five beers and he noticed Dave had only been sipping at his one. Elaine somehow was even able to sneak Kurt two shouts of a heavy liquor. On the way out Dave took the fact that Kurt did not seem to be able to walk a straight line to mean that he needed help. On the way out the Kurt over heard both Elaine and Quinn talking.
“Wow, Quinn that was so amazing,” Elaine said, “What was your inspiration?”
“I used to dream that I would one day re-meet the first boy I fell in love with. I really don’t care now if that happens or not now. Maybe one day we will meet again but I am not holding my breath.”
“Good for you.”
As Dave and Kurt stumbled down the hallway, David laughed as Kurt used his as a support for walking with, “Fuck Kurt, You are drunk.”
“Just drunk enough to need your support,” Kurt giggled as they reached the door, “and that is more because the floor won’t stop moving.”
“The floor doesn’t seem to be moving for me,” Dave said, grinning.
“That’s because the floor likes you more than me,” Kurt said, with a nod, “It likes you more than me like the walls like you more than me.”
“Is that so. The walls and floor like me.” Dave shook his head and grinned at him. Kurt didn’t think he believed him.
“Yep, the walls and floor like you,” Kurt insisted when they reached the door to his Quarters, “but want to know a secret?”
Dave rolled his eyes, “Sure.”
“I really like you, too,” Kurt said seriously.
“Oh,” Dave said, “want to know a secret?”
“What,” Kurt asked, leaning into Dave and holding his body up by wrapping his arm’s around Dave’s shoulders.
“I think you are really drunk,” Dave whispered.
“Not drunk,” Kurt said before placing a soft, sloppy kiss on Dave’s mouth. When he pulled back Dave was just staring at him. “You taste good.”
He could here Dave swallow something before saying, “your definitely drunk.”
“Not drunk,” Kurt muttered before pulling Dave into another kiss and another and saying between each kiss, “please kiss me back.”
When Kurt leaned forward, Dave met him in the middle and kissed back. Kurt licked into Dave’s mouth he their tongues rubbing up against each other. It wasn’t until the two found they needed air that they pulled away from the kiss. The two stared at each other for a second before Kurt felt himself being pushed into his apartment door, his arms rapping around Dave’s body. He felt his dick become harder and it throbbed. Dave’s hands were feeling Kurt’s chest up. Kurt slowly pulled Dave’s tucked in shirt from his pants to touch Dave’s warm skin. Dave gasped before licking into Kurt’s mouth.
Dave licked into Kurt’s lips. Kurt groaned into the kiss. He could taste Dave just a little bit more. He tasted the popcorn and the rum and coke on Dave’s tongue, their tongues softly rubbing against each other.
He could feel Dave pull his shirt from his pants so Dave could put his hands under his shirt and run his hand’s down Kurt’s sides. He yanked Dave closer to him by grabbing his shirt causing Dave to grab his ass and pull him closer to his body. He could feel Dave’s own penis pushing into him. Kurt quickly wrapped his arms around Dave’s neck as the two pushed and grinded into each other to gain release. Dave picked him up and Kurt wrapped his legs around Dave to get closer to feel Dave’s dick causing their pelvic area to rub together as they humped each other. Kurt pulled away from the kiss.
“David,” Kurt whimpered as he felt Dave start mouthing an area on his neck. He felt Dave’s hips quicken in pace before biting down. Kurt gasped and soon was also humping Dave back harder feeling. It wasn’t long after that he felt his orgasm hit him. Kurt slowly unwound his legs from Dave’s waist.
“Um, that was different,” Dave muttered into Kurt’s hair.
Kurt buried his head into Dave’s shoulder, “Yeah.”
“I have never done that before in a semi-public area.” Dave sounded a little unsure of himself.
“Me neither,” Kurt said letting out a shallow little laugh, “It was good.”
“Yeah,” David said, “I think I should go.”
“Yeah,” Kurt said as he opened his door, “Or you could come in and cuddle with me in my bed.”
“I could do that,” Dave nodded his head. Kurt smiled at the man in front of him before opening his door and letting him in.
The next morning Dave crawled out of his bed an hour before they needed to get up and kissed Kurt goodbye. Kurt didn’t see Dave at breakfast, so, when Santana pulled him aside for help with the ferrets that morning he gladly went
Kurt stared down at the big ball full of zombie ferrets running around. Some of them look worse for ware then others. He could see a cotton candy machine in the corner large enough to feed the ferrets. “I can’t believe that they exist.”
“Yep, they exist,” muttered Santana under her breath, “Shit I need to pull Skippy, Marley, Ladybug and Katana. You will be sewing up Skippy because he’s the easiest. I’ll handle the other three.” Santana turn around and smacked a red button causing everything below to stop. “I’m going down to get them. If you touch anything I will cut you. Do you understand me?”
“Okay,” Kurt said, “I won’t touch anything.”
“Good.”
Kurt watched her grab a carrier before make her way down the stair and make her way into the ball. In the ball she seemed to move quickly around the ball quickly even with a bunch of ferrets clinging to her. Kurt smiled as the woman getting the ferrets. As soon as she walked in the woman softened towards them. She slowly picked up the ones she needed before heading up.
“So, you always bang people in the hallway,” Santana asked handing him a ferret.
Kurt choked, “I - what?”
“You and Dave grinding in the hallway,” Santana said rolling her eyes, “I know about it because I live in the apartment beside you.”
“So you saw how much,” Kurt asked. He felt flush.
“Enough to know that you want to start bouncing on his big fat cock. Here is Skippy and his missing arm.”
“So we meet again,” Kurt said, looking down at the weird zombie ferret before look up at Santana, “So how do you sew back an arm on a moving creature,”.
“Grab that bottle of sugar water and douse it on his stomach. He’ll lick it off.”
“And bites,” Kurt asked looking down at the flesh missing creature with a missing right eye. It was oddly enough equally both cute and disgusting to look at.
“Harmless,” Santana shrugged, “If they bite hard enough to break the skin, the worst that happens is you bleed.”
“Just don’t hurt him okay,” Santana said, “He might get moody but just don’t hurt him.”
“I won’t,” Kurt said. He didn’t think they were talking about the ferret any more.
“Good.”
“Can I ask you something,” Kurt asked, fiddling with Skippy’s stitches. He wondered momentarily if he was hurting the little guy.
“Sure.”
“Why is Dave so tight lipped about his past?”
Santana paused for a moment, “It’s his story to tell. If he wants to tell you he would. Just don’t make Dave into a rebound relationship. If you want to date him, Date him. If you just want to fuck him tell him you just want to be fuck buddies”
Kurt paused and thought about what she said. Was he ready for a relationship? Did he do fuck buddies? Could he just have sex with someone, especially someone like Dave who sometimes catches looking at him like as if he is the most special thing in his life.
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