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My tweets
- Mon, 14:09: RT @ choochoobear: The mechanic left the car in a handicap spot when he was done. "Handicapped folks never come here." Maybe 'cuz they can't…
- Mon, 14:11: RT @ bgg2wl: We’ve always expected the girl to “know better” and, when she doesn’t “know better” or “do better,” she deserves what she gets.
- Mon, 14:12: RT @ EmrgencyKittens: ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 12:06: RT @ BBCWorld: Has the time come for the female condom, some 20 years after it was first launched? http://t.co/iLIcMjD4aw
- Sun, 12:13: Re RT: So excited for @ OrigamiCondoms, y'all.
- Sun, 12:31: RT @ Emanix: "So it's ground up plant babies, mixed with beaten bird babies and food stolen from baby cows?" May change my view of pancakes … ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 18:26: Boogie music for tidying the apartment to! *shake shake* http://t.co/ogtJduXGmx
- Sat, 19:26: RT @ GlennF: Nature is damned cool. http://t.co/OJiGm1jmzp
- Sat, 19:27: RT @ MarissaLingen: I want a talking-animal kids' book with a moose called Doubledouble, a beaver called Timbits, and two ravens, Toil and T…
- Sat, 19:31: RT @ ThatsEarth: ( Read more... )
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- Fri, 22:40: RT @ scalzi: What I like best about cats is their quiet dignity. http://t.co/K8WzJJJsFJ
- Fri, 22:49: RT @ GeorgeTakei: "Oh sweet mystery of life at last I found you..." http://t.co/QwioMYG0ok
- Fri, 22:52: I think I ate too much burrito. Caution: Might explode. (Yes, @ deadophelia, you can text me terrible sniggery jokes about this.)
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- Thu, 23:31: RT @ scalzi: Speaking only for me, I'm glad the block function is back as it was. When I block someone, I mean it to be a middle finger in t…
- Thu, 23:31: RT @ scalzi: But, seriously, @ Twitter: There's room for both "block" and "mute." I'm flummoxed you seem to think it's an either/or thing.
- Fri, 08:01: Woke up because of a bad dream ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 15:08: RT @ ftcreature: 'Scuse me... Your kitten printer is running out of toner. http://t.co/NNhYpkKWXl
- Wed, 15:08: RT @ rstevens: @ MattBors never send dick pics to a man with a 3D printer who knows your address.
- Wed, 15:13: RT @ LeahDoolittle: #dearcisfeminism being cisgender isn't normal. It's common. Normal and common are not the same ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Tue, 16:17: Dear internet: That is not "shiny flower napkin ring", it is A STRAND OF PEARLS. What are you SMOKING? #shoppingcarterrors
- Tue, 16:31: RT @ MarissaLingen: Feb '14 Asimov's came with my name on the front. Every time it happens, I channel Mike Wazowski: "I'm on the cover of a …
- Tue, 22:04: Dear lazyweb: When it comes to pizza stones ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 21:14: This pleases us: http://t.co/ccZXik41vK #geekculture #feminism #nerdrage #videogames #truthbombs
- Sun, 22:28: There are all these social justice conversations happening on FB today and I am rapidly becoming too stoned to articulate shit. Lame.
- Sun, 23:05: RT @ NightValeRadio: If we had meant "on the skin above your heart" we would ( Read more... )
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- Sat, 13:33: RT @ NeoGabi: @ chellenator I kind of have to agree with @ deadophelia there. Isn't random bodily malfunction your mutant super power?
- Sat, 14:04: RT @ cscomics: Someone is trying to tell me that water that's run through some kind of crystal will heal my flu right away. I'm no doctor bu…
- Sat, 14:04: RT @ cscomics: Man science you sure ( Read more... )
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- Fri, 23:32: My absurd life: Receiving random texts asking what the pH of semen is and being able to answer off the top of my head. #sexnerd
- Fri, 23:34: RT @ emilytheslayer: Listen I'm ok with all of us staying spread out to our favorite climates I just need transporters to be real and safe a…
- Fri, 23:34: RT @ SamSykesSwears: To charm your mate ( Read more... )