Sun, 22:28: There are all these social justice conversations happening on FB today and I am rapidly becoming too stoned to articulate shit. Lame.
Sun, 23:05: RT @ NightValeRadio: If we had meant "on the skin above your heart" we would have said so. Now, quit squirming, put your hand on your heart,…
Mon, 01:06: I linked my gf to @ housewifeswag's hot half-naked selfies. First thing she said? "We need to find out where she gets her bras." #whyIloveher
Mon, 01:12: RT @ wakeup_maggie: just fyi if you're thinking about ever having kids, mine screamed at me tonight because water is wet and i'm not joking …
Mon, 02:44: Watched the first Mortal Instruments movie, which lead to reading summaries of all the books. What the shit is this crap? Why is it popular?
Mon, 08:37: Last night's dream: Making out w/ @ ofbeaton, a dentist visit, & going to McD's w/ my brother. Not sure where my brain was going with this.
Mon, 08:58: If you want to lose your breakfast, check out the first hundred tweets or so on @ Reddit_txt. Welcome to the internet.