(because it's been in my head ... Now with added music!)

By Jonathan Coulton

Long ago, in days of yore,
It all began with the God named Thor.
There were Vikings, and boats,
And some plans for a furniture store.
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall,
They sell things for apartments
Smaller than mine.
(As if there were apartments
Smaller than mine.)

Ikea!
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