Dysfunctional is DEFINATLEY an understatement
So i just got back from Massachusetts on Friday night. It was pretty good considering the circumstances. The funeral was super hard and sad. But seeing all my family felt good. Really good. It really felt like home there and now i cant wait to move back. My family is so crazy though. Some things out there just never change and i love it.
- Moms, dads, aunt, uncles, cousins, brothers, sisters, sons, and daughters all smoking weed together.
- My 31 year old cousins philosophy on any girl at least 17: "if theres grass on the field, play ball!"
- Cousins hitting on cousins
- Dunkin donuts
- A close family friend having his picture in every police station because he is a known pedophile
- Salem Willows #17- fried rice, chicken wings, and tender steak YUMMY
- "Aunty Nessa"
- One of my cousins in jail for trying to murder her husband
- Lynn Lynn the city of Sin
- My "Suzy"
- Sexy sexy puerto ricans- especially my 13 year old boyrfriend there
- "The doggy eat me! the doggy eat me!"
- Babysitting my two little cousins and both of them falling off of a 4 ft. bed at two different times that gave them both bumps on their heads (oops)
- Hugging and crying with my cousin i havent seen or talked to in over 11 years at my uncle's funeral
- "What the fuck did you do to yourself! You got fat!"
- My nine year old cousin who last saw me when he was seven: "Last time you came out here, you were skinny!!"
- Almost all my cousins over the age of 16 have a kid.
- Seeing red socks and patriots fans everywhere- it was great!
I know theres way more things i wanted to write but i cant remember. I love my family out there and i already miss it. Death is a hell of a way to all get together but it was still nice to see everybody. i think i'll be moving back there in a couple years; it sucks not having any family out here. Diet starts today, ive gotten waay too fat. good luck to me. umm oh yeah i almost died on the plane back. the stupid plane was making all kinds of noises even before we left the ground and there was way to much turbulance. i hate flying. Boston people are rude and snobby. I'm glad im from lynn and not boston. i used to think it was same-difference but hell no. bostonians have fuckin attitude. well i guess thats it for now. my stupid computer is fuckin trippin. im using juniors computer now so who knos when i'll update again. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee