Guys are so lame
I’ve talked a lot about my past dating experiences and while it’s sometimes embarrassing to look back on those cringey guys, once in a while I snoop around to see where m/how they’ve ended up. Just for shiggles.
And I recently stumbled on this one idiot. Mr. Unlucky Charms. The shortstack I kinda sorta got involved with because I lowered my standards big time. I think this is hilarious:
https://theblockagency.com/men/esteban-soto/
Ok, so what’s really funny about it is 1) He looks like a wonky Mark McGrath. And 2) HE IS NOT 5’8”!!!! LMAO
I shrieked out loud and just about died from laughter after reading that part on his “bio,” which reads more like a Tinder profile than real estate. 😂😂😂😂 I’m going to tell you why that’s so pathetic.
I’m 5’6”. It’s not tall tall for a woman but not short, either. This guy was SHORTER than me by about a good inch or 2. He was well aware of this because when he met me in person, he asked how tall I am and seemed a little uncomfortable that he was much shorter.
So, yes, he is a shortstack.
Him saying he’s 5’8” is just so hilarious, I had to share because it’s too funny to not make fun of. Some might think “eh, get over it already,” but that dude was such an ASS…gaslighting me, even threatening me, while I had every right to be angry at him for yanking my chain and lying to me. He’s a condescending creep. And I’ll never forget that. I think my ego was pretty bruised too because I got duped by this little short poser, and I am still embarrassed I let that happen. I’m embarrassed I let my guard down, and I’m embarrassed I lowered my standards. I would have NEVER given someone like him a chance before. I’ve only dated tall guys. And they’ve all been more manly and better-looking than him. Well, except for one or two. They were fug.
Anyway, it’s just so funny how he blatantly lies about his height, and for what? When people meet him, they’re going to know right away he’s a little dude. It’s painfully obvious. Plus it’s weird putting these details on a real estate site. What does height and shoe size have to do with being a real estate agent? Makes no sense.
I’ll give him the shoe size, though. For someone so short, his feet were strangely enormous. They’re so out of place on his teeny bod. I always found that odd. And no, foot size does not correlate with dick size. If he were to ever stumble upon this entry, I don’t want him getting his big ego more inflated than it already is.
5’8”. Get the fuck out of here, dude. ROFLMAO 😂😂😂
That would mean he’s taller than me and there is NO WAY. 😂 I towered over that guy.
Oh, and he’s weird. One time he asked if I’m into “water-sports.” I thought he meant boating, water skiing, that sort of thing and I said no. He laughed and then explained what it really means, to my horror. I didn’t tell him at the time but it grossed me out. That shit is just weird. And even weirder to ask.
It’s ok to have kinks and fetishes, but we shouldn’t have been talking about that given he was never serious about me. That’s cool if he’s into “water sports” with his girlfriend or partner but I was none of those things. The way I see it, looking back, is we were friends just talking about possibly being more than friends. That’s it.
Thank god that never went anywhere. Whew!!! I would’ve never met my current partner. 😟
I enjoy poking fun at the -let’s call them mistakes I’ve made. It helps me work through the traumas they triggered or caused me.
I may continue doing this. It gave me a good chuckle.
And I recently stumbled on this one idiot. Mr. Unlucky Charms. The shortstack I kinda sorta got involved with because I lowered my standards big time. I think this is hilarious:
https://theblockagency.com/men/esteban-soto/
Ok, so what’s really funny about it is 1) He looks like a wonky Mark McGrath. And 2) HE IS NOT 5’8”!!!! LMAO
I shrieked out loud and just about died from laughter after reading that part on his “bio,” which reads more like a Tinder profile than real estate. 😂😂😂😂 I’m going to tell you why that’s so pathetic.
I’m 5’6”. It’s not tall tall for a woman but not short, either. This guy was SHORTER than me by about a good inch or 2. He was well aware of this because when he met me in person, he asked how tall I am and seemed a little uncomfortable that he was much shorter.
So, yes, he is a shortstack.
Him saying he’s 5’8” is just so hilarious, I had to share because it’s too funny to not make fun of. Some might think “eh, get over it already,” but that dude was such an ASS…gaslighting me, even threatening me, while I had every right to be angry at him for yanking my chain and lying to me. He’s a condescending creep. And I’ll never forget that. I think my ego was pretty bruised too because I got duped by this little short poser, and I am still embarrassed I let that happen. I’m embarrassed I let my guard down, and I’m embarrassed I lowered my standards. I would have NEVER given someone like him a chance before. I’ve only dated tall guys. And they’ve all been more manly and better-looking than him. Well, except for one or two. They were fug.
Anyway, it’s just so funny how he blatantly lies about his height, and for what? When people meet him, they’re going to know right away he’s a little dude. It’s painfully obvious. Plus it’s weird putting these details on a real estate site. What does height and shoe size have to do with being a real estate agent? Makes no sense.
I’ll give him the shoe size, though. For someone so short, his feet were strangely enormous. They’re so out of place on his teeny bod. I always found that odd. And no, foot size does not correlate with dick size. If he were to ever stumble upon this entry, I don’t want him getting his big ego more inflated than it already is.
5’8”. Get the fuck out of here, dude. ROFLMAO 😂😂😂
That would mean he’s taller than me and there is NO WAY. 😂 I towered over that guy.
Oh, and he’s weird. One time he asked if I’m into “water-sports.” I thought he meant boating, water skiing, that sort of thing and I said no. He laughed and then explained what it really means, to my horror. I didn’t tell him at the time but it grossed me out. That shit is just weird. And even weirder to ask.
It’s ok to have kinks and fetishes, but we shouldn’t have been talking about that given he was never serious about me. That’s cool if he’s into “water sports” with his girlfriend or partner but I was none of those things. The way I see it, looking back, is we were friends just talking about possibly being more than friends. That’s it.
Thank god that never went anywhere. Whew!!! I would’ve never met my current partner. 😟
I enjoy poking fun at the -let’s call them mistakes I’ve made. It helps me work through the traumas they triggered or caused me.
I may continue doing this. It gave me a good chuckle.