I Rarely Do This But...
Only one other time have I posted something like this.
A friend sent these to me and they are funny and true.
How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America?
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into
my own pants.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
A friend sent these to me and they are funny and true.
How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America?
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into
my own pants.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?