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Fry is sitting at the bar, wearing his new scout uniform.

He hasn't got any badges on it yet, but he's working on several. Currently he's learning knots, and has mostly succeeded in making the bits of string he was practicing on into a completely untangleable knot.

Fry is sitting in a quiet corner, playing Open Board Scrabble. Where you get an open board and make words with any letters you fancy, providing you use seven or less in a turn and don't leave any invalid words between turns.

He's currently scoring 428, and has just engineered it to make 'jewels' and 'zeros' over a triple word score.

Outside in the back garden, a game of Angry Birds is in session.

Not your traditional computerised version mind. This one involves Fry holding a couple of bird plushies, and Coral wearing a hat with pig ears on, balanced on the see-saw ( Read more... )

The sun is high above Hogwarts Castle, but this isn't  whole lot of help, because it's behind a solid white cloud cover, filling the grounds with a cold shadowless light. It's not currently snowing, but it's threatening that it might, so if you watch to get some Quidditch practice in, it might be a good plan ( Read more... )

It's the first day of a new term at school ( Read more... )

A napkin with words on it is the last thing that Theo expects when he finds himself in the bar that night ( Read more... )

[oomm: Happened so fast.]

Fry enters and goes straight to the bar.

"Bar, I require a book about dating and relationships."

A napkin appears.

'What do you need to know?'

"How many text messages are exchanged between two people before they are considered to be in a relationship?"

'I don't think it works like that.'"Then can you provide me with ( Read more... )

There's a new statue...

... standing just around the corner when you go up the stairs from the main bar.

It appears to have frozen in a position of despair outside a room, holding a sign in its hand.

'Has anyone seen my keys?'

[ooc: This weeping angel is for cracktastic purposes only, and has been deactivated. He will not hurt or teleport ( Read more... )

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