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Arnold walks into the bar today looking...well, quite frankly, like a mess ( Read more... )

When Arnold enters the bar today, he doesn't look like the Arnold you know and love.

No, this Arnold is taller, a little broader, and slightly less football-headed.

Also dashing. Anyway, he was expecting the boarding house when he burst through the door, but then again that always was the door that led him here ( Read more... )

It's not been a good week for Ryan.

Actually, scratch that, it's been a great week for the teen. It's just yesterday that has left him in his current state of mild depression. Or as mildly depressed as someone from a sparkly Disney world can get. He's on the verge of going out to a golf course and singing about his woes, or maybe breaking into the ( Read more... )

Arnold enters the bar with a small, worn leather journal clutched to his chest. It takes him a minute to realize that he is, in fact, in the bar, and when he does he heads for a booth ( Read more... )

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The football head that walks into the bar today isn't the one we all know and love.

Well, he is the one we all know and love, he's just lost a few years ( Read more... )

If it should happen that you look up, and chance to see the very large animal that comes down the stairs, standing stiffly upon his hind legs (going down stairs always gave him just a touch of trouble. Not that he would admit it) and wearing a very finely tailored suit, with particular attention to the waistcoat, do not be alarmed. He may be ugly, ( Read more... )

When the door in the bar opens, it is almost immediately slammed shut again, by what is almost recognizable as a little boy ( Read more... )

This is something you don't see everyday.

No seriously.

Two people are in the bar.

One doesn't look completely phased to be here. He's wearing the same Air-Force Fatigues, that faint five o'clock shadow, and a faint smirk.

The smirk is primarily focused on the guy who looks exactly like him standing directly beside him ( Read more... )