The Beast/fairytale lore (B&tB, a little of this story, a little of that, most of it NOT Disney)/bar
If it should happen that you look up, and chance to see the very large animal that comes down the stairs, standing stiffly upon his hind legs (going down stairs always gave him just a touch of trouble. Not that he would admit it) and wearing a very finely tailored suit, with particular attention to the waistcoat, do not be alarmed. He may be ugly, and have Very Large Teeth, but if you look closer his expression is smooth, and his eyes a bright, calm blue.
He just wants to go get a cup of tea, a plate of small butter cookies (the kind with a tiny pat of raspberry jam in the center) and go sit in the very large armchair. It's about the only one that's big enough, you see.
How does one eat cookies with a predator's muzzle full of oversized teeth?
Very carefully.
He just wants to go get a cup of tea, a plate of small butter cookies (the kind with a tiny pat of raspberry jam in the center) and go sit in the very large armchair. It's about the only one that's big enough, you see.
How does one eat cookies with a predator's muzzle full of oversized teeth?
Very carefully.