i need supervision all the time

[mistressindi]

I managed to tear the end of my nail off, about a quarter of an inch into the nail bed. It hurts like a motherfucker, and I have a Spider-Man band-aid over it so I don't keep hurting it worse by whacking it into things, and I am having a hell of a time typing with my fingertip embiggened like this.

How did I injure myself thus? By flushing the toilet.

Did I tell you that last week I hurt my toe so bad it bruised by finding one of my mom's sandals with it?

I am so special. Y'all just don't know.