POTTERDAMMERUNG! in 10.. 9.. 8..
Thoughts thus:
1. Fandom proves the "infinite monkeys" theory. Someone, somewhere, got all the deaths and hookups right. I wish to see that story, and know when it was written.
2. The wank is going to be gimungous. I can't wait to see the interweb explode.
3. Bleu can't make it tonight, so I'm nixing the Borders release party and likely buying from a drugstore. I don't much care, I just need my book as soon as possible.
4. How am I supposed to read a five frillion page book with my finger all busted like this?!
5. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6. It's like Star Wars for my generation. We have a generational Thing now, with action figures. I'm so proud. I think.
7. See 5.
8. Spider-Man band-aids for my finger. That'll do it for now. I can read, yes.
9. See 5.
10. Because what it comes down to is, this kid and his friends and enemies and world have been living in my head since 2001 and I need to know how the story ends. It's important to me.
11. After this.... what? Fallout 3? And hockey. I'll always have hockey. Bless you, hockey. No more lockouts please?
1. Fandom proves the "infinite monkeys" theory. Someone, somewhere, got all the deaths and hookups right. I wish to see that story, and know when it was written.
2. The wank is going to be gimungous. I can't wait to see the interweb explode.
3. Bleu can't make it tonight, so I'm nixing the Borders release party and likely buying from a drugstore. I don't much care, I just need my book as soon as possible.
4. How am I supposed to read a five frillion page book with my finger all busted like this?!
5. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6. It's like Star Wars for my generation. We have a generational Thing now, with action figures. I'm so proud. I think.
7. See 5.
8. Spider-Man band-aids for my finger. That'll do it for now. I can read, yes.
9. See 5.
10. Because what it comes down to is, this kid and his friends and enemies and world have been living in my head since 2001 and I need to know how the story ends. It's important to me.
11. After this.... what? Fallout 3? And hockey. I'll always have hockey. Bless you, hockey. No more lockouts please?