( Clever Christmas-y Cut Text )

Allow me to give a play-by-play of how Christmas went down this year:

( Someone dumped chlorine in my gene pool. )

On Helping Others:The other day, I was on my way to do something with Mom, and noticed a chick in front of me had a flat tire. She pulls over, and proceeds to do the typical Helpless Female Hand Flap. I know you know what I'm talking about. Anyway, so I pull over next to her, and before I've even fully extricated myself from the car, her mouth is ( Read more... )