Ghosts and Cupcakes
Okay, first of all, WOE AND CHAGRIN, it is National Cupcake Day, and I have no cupcakes. D: D: Awesome Mom even gave me a thingamajigger to make GIANT CUPCAKES, are you for real, for my birthday. NO CUPCAKES.
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As I'm sitting here writing this, I'm perched on the edge of my bed. Directly to my left is the rest of the bed, some floor, and then the bathroom. There are noises coming from my bathroom, and no one is in there. Now, the walls in our apartment are so, so thin, it's ridiculous, so I'm used to getting noises from the neighbors (and also because their kitchen butts up against our bathroom, the smell of poorly executed Mexican food at 3am), but this ain't no freakin' neighbor-noise.
My toilet is talking.
My potty is speaking in tongues, and I am not kidding. It's like someone is moaning and half-assed flushing. I am haunted by someone who was constipated and had plumbing problems in a past life or something. I really, really need that cupcake. If this keeps on through the night, I am going to sleep in the living room with the dog, armed with some rowan leaves and a baseball bat.
ETA: Ohmigod, something just fell off the shelf in the bathroom closet, SEND HALP OMG.
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As I'm sitting here writing this, I'm perched on the edge of my bed. Directly to my left is the rest of the bed, some floor, and then the bathroom. There are noises coming from my bathroom, and no one is in there. Now, the walls in our apartment are so, so thin, it's ridiculous, so I'm used to getting noises from the neighbors (and also because their kitchen butts up against our bathroom, the smell of poorly executed Mexican food at 3am), but this ain't no freakin' neighbor-noise.
My toilet is talking.
My potty is speaking in tongues, and I am not kidding. It's like someone is moaning and half-assed flushing. I am haunted by someone who was constipated and had plumbing problems in a past life or something. I really, really need that cupcake. If this keeps on through the night, I am going to sleep in the living room with the dog, armed with some rowan leaves and a baseball bat.
ETA: Ohmigod, something just fell off the shelf in the bathroom closet, SEND HALP OMG.