The Boondocks S3 EP3 - The Red Ball
Hi, I'm Missy. Today I'm going to give you the recap of the [Adult Swim] truthful and controversial show, The Boondocks. Since Marisa has dibs on anything and everything anime and stupid crude humor, I will do the truthful and real crap (if we ever find another show like Boston Public again). I will do my best to put my two cents in at least 24 hours from the airing. Now lets get this over with.
Show: The Boondocks
Episode: The Red Ball
Rating: TV-MA
Special Guest(s): Ed Asner and Charlie Murphy
Summary: Ed Wuncler like most wealthy people nowadays is in a little money trouble and is in a little crunch with a Chinese associate of his. Well Wuncler and Long Do decide to do a Kickball tournament. If Wuncler's team loses, Do will own all of Wuncler's businesses and all the houses in the neighborhood as well as the banks. With this tournament, Huey gets drafted.
--OPENING--
*The return of Ed Asner (finally) reprising his role as Ed Wuncler is discussing a serious matter with Long Do involving money. Wuncler like many wealthy man took a pretty big hit with the shitty economy. So he owes this Chinese man some money and lots of it.
*Wuncler has an idea involving a kickball tournament.
*Huey got drafted to the game and refuses. Apparently he's excellent at the game, but after an incident where he gave a girl a permanent limp has kind of scarred him from the game forever.
*Flashback to the game where the other kids were laughing at him and Huey hates it when you laugh at him. He turned primal and fucking knocked the girl out. Either way, Huey still refuses to do so even if the neighborhood is on the line.
*So Granddad drags Huey against his will to the field. Wuncler told the original story behind Kickball. Blah, blah, blah.
*Huey refuses after what happened. Wuncler than brings out the little girl from that day and she's fucking fine. She's dancing and whatnot. The reason why Wuncler lied about the permanent limp is because he wanted to make Huey feel worthless so he wouldn't play the game ever again because his own team was getting creamed. But now he needs Huey to help him. And Huey still refuses.
*Wuncler hires half the team who are mercenaries and the other half are little kids from the Dominican Republic. Wuncler you fucking cheat! And if Huey refuses, he will blackmail him with a picture.
LOL at the Kanye West glasses and all the fashion apparel.
*Totally photoshopped, but Huey still doesn't give a shit. If Wuncler's team loses, the Chinese will take over everything including freedoms with the banks and the ability to look at porn on the internet. Granddad whimpers. Huey doesn't give a shit and leaves.
*Huey ends up running into Do's granddaughter who is competing. Her name is Ming. She is so cute. And is pressuring Huey to compete. She tells her back story on how she's been destined for kickball, even before her birth. As Huey leaves her, Ming kicks the ball to him and Huey catches it. And changes his mind.
*Well bad news for Wuncler as the Dominican Republic children were taken by INS. So they are a big no-go. And then the mercenaries leave all of a sudden to help a P.O.W. camp. So they're out. So now, plan B must be put in. So now the new team consists of Tom, Granddad, the old white lady that's played by Betty White, Ed III, Riley, that girl Riley played against in the basketball game last season, Butch from last season, and...Who the fuck is this guy??? New character (possible one-shot) a Chinese Hating Tibetan.
-_-...How did I not see that last one coming?
*Wuncler has NO fucking hope for the team. Except for Huey, there's like no hope with him. There's no training involved. But they are giving them these new shoes made by Chinese labor.
*Before starting, the Chinese came to wish them luck. One of them is a big mother fucker!
*Day of the tournament and both team leaders are fucking liars and the referee is just allowing stupid shit to happen.
*Huey is lacking at first. Letting Ming and this old diabetic lady kick his ass. But gets tough and starts to whoop some ass. I'm not going to do a play-by-play of what fucking happened. Here are the best PWNED moments.
Ed III
Riley (LOL Charlie Brown moment)
Tom
Granddad
*And it just got worse when Wuncler's players got trounced and beat up. Physical force. Every kind of foul you'd like to call. Unfortunately, the ref doesn't care since he got paid off by the Chinese. He likes their money better.
"But we're Americans. We don't quit just because we're wrong. We just keep doing the wrong thing until it turns out right." -- Ed Wuncler
Shameless laugh. VERY shameless.
*Pretty much everyone on the team except for Huey is beat up. But they don't want to quit. They'd look like little bitches if that were the case. They want to continue with this senseless game.
The ref "suddenly" disappears. OH NO! GIN RUMMY GOT YOU! YOU'RE DEAD MOTHER FUCKER!
*Huey and Ming have one more exchange of words. Ming tells him that if she loses she gets sent to a prison camp if she loses. Fucking Huey fell for her sap story.
*So yeah. The ref according the Wuncler strangled himself, fell off a bridge, overdosed, and died. Thank you Gin Rummy! But no worries, Wuncler got a new referee. We all know who it is of course.
*Just when Ruckus can't be anymore racist. He gotta do a bad Chinese imitation. Twice in fact! And calls the Chinese, yellow niggas!
*Huey falls behind and gives up pretty easily. He fell for Ming's story. Well after a few exchanges between the Chinese players (in Cantonese) they pretty much laughed at Huey for falling for it. Then Huey spoke in Cantonese and WHOOPED SOME ASS AGAIN!
*The Chinese tried to bribe Ruckus, but not gonna happen.
*Score tied. Now up to Huey and Ming. Who will win? Huey launches, Ming kicks and breaks her ankle, Huey catches the ball and breaks his wrist, Ming tries to crawl, Huey gets up with the shattered pieces of the ball and strikes her out.
*So Wuncler won. His team is pretty much fucked up. But he don't care. He won.
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A wonderful nostalgic feel to the kickball story. Lord knows Marisa and I hate the game indefinitely. Scars like that never heal. And after watching this episode, this proves heavily to the fact that THESE SCARS WILL NEVER HEAL!!! Emotional scars I tell you!
This has been Missy. See you next time.
Show: The Boondocks
Episode: The Red Ball
Rating: TV-MA
Special Guest(s): Ed Asner and Charlie Murphy
Summary: Ed Wuncler like most wealthy people nowadays is in a little money trouble and is in a little crunch with a Chinese associate of his. Well Wuncler and Long Do decide to do a Kickball tournament. If Wuncler's team loses, Do will own all of Wuncler's businesses and all the houses in the neighborhood as well as the banks. With this tournament, Huey gets drafted.
--OPENING--
*The return of Ed Asner (finally) reprising his role as Ed Wuncler is discussing a serious matter with Long Do involving money. Wuncler like many wealthy man took a pretty big hit with the shitty economy. So he owes this Chinese man some money and lots of it.
*Wuncler has an idea involving a kickball tournament.
*Huey got drafted to the game and refuses. Apparently he's excellent at the game, but after an incident where he gave a girl a permanent limp has kind of scarred him from the game forever.
*Flashback to the game where the other kids were laughing at him and Huey hates it when you laugh at him. He turned primal and fucking knocked the girl out. Either way, Huey still refuses to do so even if the neighborhood is on the line.
*So Granddad drags Huey against his will to the field. Wuncler told the original story behind Kickball. Blah, blah, blah.
*Huey refuses after what happened. Wuncler than brings out the little girl from that day and she's fucking fine. She's dancing and whatnot. The reason why Wuncler lied about the permanent limp is because he wanted to make Huey feel worthless so he wouldn't play the game ever again because his own team was getting creamed. But now he needs Huey to help him. And Huey still refuses.
*Wuncler hires half the team who are mercenaries and the other half are little kids from the Dominican Republic. Wuncler you fucking cheat! And if Huey refuses, he will blackmail him with a picture.
LOL at the Kanye West glasses and all the fashion apparel.
*Totally photoshopped, but Huey still doesn't give a shit. If Wuncler's team loses, the Chinese will take over everything including freedoms with the banks and the ability to look at porn on the internet. Granddad whimpers. Huey doesn't give a shit and leaves.
*Huey ends up running into Do's granddaughter who is competing. Her name is Ming. She is so cute. And is pressuring Huey to compete. She tells her back story on how she's been destined for kickball, even before her birth. As Huey leaves her, Ming kicks the ball to him and Huey catches it. And changes his mind.
*Well bad news for Wuncler as the Dominican Republic children were taken by INS. So they are a big no-go. And then the mercenaries leave all of a sudden to help a P.O.W. camp. So they're out. So now, plan B must be put in. So now the new team consists of Tom, Granddad, the old white lady that's played by Betty White, Ed III, Riley, that girl Riley played against in the basketball game last season, Butch from last season, and...Who the fuck is this guy??? New character (possible one-shot) a Chinese Hating Tibetan.
-_-...How did I not see that last one coming?
*Wuncler has NO fucking hope for the team. Except for Huey, there's like no hope with him. There's no training involved. But they are giving them these new shoes made by Chinese labor.
*Before starting, the Chinese came to wish them luck. One of them is a big mother fucker!
*Day of the tournament and both team leaders are fucking liars and the referee is just allowing stupid shit to happen.
*Huey is lacking at first. Letting Ming and this old diabetic lady kick his ass. But gets tough and starts to whoop some ass. I'm not going to do a play-by-play of what fucking happened. Here are the best PWNED moments.
Ed III
Riley (LOL Charlie Brown moment)
Tom
Granddad
*And it just got worse when Wuncler's players got trounced and beat up. Physical force. Every kind of foul you'd like to call. Unfortunately, the ref doesn't care since he got paid off by the Chinese. He likes their money better.
"But we're Americans. We don't quit just because we're wrong. We just keep doing the wrong thing until it turns out right." -- Ed Wuncler
Shameless laugh. VERY shameless.
*Pretty much everyone on the team except for Huey is beat up. But they don't want to quit. They'd look like little bitches if that were the case. They want to continue with this senseless game.
The ref "suddenly" disappears. OH NO! GIN RUMMY GOT YOU! YOU'RE DEAD MOTHER FUCKER!
*Huey and Ming have one more exchange of words. Ming tells him that if she loses she gets sent to a prison camp if she loses. Fucking Huey fell for her sap story.
*So yeah. The ref according the Wuncler strangled himself, fell off a bridge, overdosed, and died. Thank you Gin Rummy! But no worries, Wuncler got a new referee. We all know who it is of course.
*Just when Ruckus can't be anymore racist. He gotta do a bad Chinese imitation. Twice in fact! And calls the Chinese, yellow niggas!
*Huey falls behind and gives up pretty easily. He fell for Ming's story. Well after a few exchanges between the Chinese players (in Cantonese) they pretty much laughed at Huey for falling for it. Then Huey spoke in Cantonese and WHOOPED SOME ASS AGAIN!
*The Chinese tried to bribe Ruckus, but not gonna happen.
*Score tied. Now up to Huey and Ming. Who will win? Huey launches, Ming kicks and breaks her ankle, Huey catches the ball and breaks his wrist, Ming tries to crawl, Huey gets up with the shattered pieces of the ball and strikes her out.
*So Wuncler won. His team is pretty much fucked up. But he don't care. He won.
-----
A wonderful nostalgic feel to the kickball story. Lord knows Marisa and I hate the game indefinitely. Scars like that never heal. And after watching this episode, this proves heavily to the fact that THESE SCARS WILL NEVER HEAL!!! Emotional scars I tell you!
This has been Missy. See you next time.