The Boondocks S3 EP2 - Bitches To Rags
Hi, I'm Missy. Today I'm going to give you the recap of the [Adult Swim] truthful and controversial show, The Boondocks. Since Marisa has dibs on anything and everything anime and stupid crude humor, I will do the truthful and real crap (if we ever find another show like Boston Public again). I will do my best to put my two cents in at least 24 hours from the airing. Now lets get this over with.
Show: The Boondocks
Episode: Bitches to Rags
Rating: TV-MA
Special Guest(s): Charlie Murphy
Summary: Moronic rapper Thugnifficent finds himself in a heap of trouble when things turn sour for him. Record sucks, he got into a bad beef with another rapper, and is about to lose his house. What will he do?
--OPENING--
*Nice title pun by the way. Because when Thugnifficent made his debut, the title on his album was "Rags to Bitches" showing he used to be poor as fuck and now he's rich and has "bitches".
*Granddad is asleep and all of a sudden he's awake to the sound of beeping noises. Looks out the window and finds someone trying to tow his car "Dorothy" away. Oh hell to the no. Granddad goes outside and yells at the guy.
*Nice that [Adult Swim] bleeps out the word "asshole". Comedy Central doesn't do it.
*Turns out the guy got it wrong, he was supposed to tow Thugnifficent's car away. Honest mistake.
*Riley comes over and notices a few things off around the Thugnifficent manor. As in a lot of shit gone, none of his Lethal Interjection crew anywhere, and the recent car towing. Thugnifficent played it off and said he just hit a snag but he's going to come back with his album.
*Riley is up on a new rapper. I swear this rapper (Sergent Gutta) he's watching is a blatant rip off of Soulja Boy. How so? I heard some of the lyrics. It went, "Crank Dat, Crank Dat, Artichoke" over and over. I shamelessly laugh at this stupid shit.
*And yet another artist trying to use that Neptune-sound on EVERY fucking song on the album. The robot effect that makes the illusion that the rapper can actually sing when he really can't in real life. Nigga, you ain't Kanye West! I'm just saying. Riley seems unamused.
*Thugnifficent's crew left and got jobs. Except for one of his crew members.
*Thugnifficent goes on a radio station and is getting grilled big time. This guy is like calling Thugnifficent's music "old" when roughly he came out what like 4 years ago. But that's kind of how it is in the rap community. I hear people calling Nelly old nowadays when they're comparing him to these little nappy-headed rappers today like Lil Wayne and all the shit me and Marisa don't listen to.
*Sergent Gutta is brought up during this interview and he goes, "Man, FUCK Sergent Gutta. That nigga can eat a dick." And goes on and on. Riley is like shut the fuck up at this point. But it was too late. He bashed the 15 year old rapper to hell and back. And as a result, Thugnifficent's album hit rock fucking bottom in the charts.
*So then he puts up a webcam and goes on a rant and asks his listeners why the fuck did they not buy his new album. And it was a rant on and on and on over and over again.
"Is it booty butt cheeks or move them butt cheeks? Nigga who gives a fuck?! It's a song about butt cheeks!" -- best line ever
*Thugnifficent is now dropped. Then Leonard comes in and buys up a whole paycheck on his new album. Several copies in fact. Idiot. So then Leonard is thinking of how he's going to support Thugnifficent and the house.
*All of a sudden, Sergent Gutta posted a video response to Thugnifficent's video. First he says how he admires and respects Thugnifficent and loved his music growing up. Then shit turned sour. But fuck the old nigga! Then he breaks him down by making fun of him because he told a 15 year old rapper to eat a dick. Then in the video, he calls Thugnifficent's mother. Oooooooh, that's rough! Then says, I hope the IRS comes and takes your shit away... *doorbell rings*
*...And it's Granddad...Along with the IRS.
*Next day Thugnifficent gets a visit from one of his crew members, Flo. Flo told him to get a job if he wants to keep the fucking house. And puts in a good word for him at his new job. And we learn something new today! Thugnifficent got a bachelors degree. I never would have thought he made it that far, let alone get passed high school. But I'm just being cynical.
*And so files an application and gets an interview. The guy interviewing Thugnifficent had no idea that Flo was a rapper too. And Thugnifficent just wouldn't shut up about it. And in the end, he didn't get the job...and got Flo fired. Way to go.
*Next option for Thugniffcent. Cocaine. *record scratch* Oh Lord. So he gets it from the psychopath Ed Wuncler III, cooks it up, and starts selling the shit on the street. And he tries to learn how to make it from a rap song. But too hard to understand the words, so wiki it.
*Selling crack on the street was an epic failure. One guy buys crack from Thugnifficent and is dissatisfied with the product (due to it being too burnt). The next guy is all impatient about getting crack. And then some white guy comes in and recognizes Thugnifficent and he was just an annoying fan who would not shut up and not go away. All I kept thinking was the police was gonna show up at any time. Surprisingly it didn't happen.
*Thugnifficent gets another connection and that's a person who will definitely give him money. So Thugnifficent goes to this guy Steve's house with Leonard and that crazy psychopath Ed III. Make a deal with Steve, give him crack, he gives money. Turns out Steve's been off the shit for a year but wants to do a record deal with Thugnifficent. They both seem happy by that. But Ed III was starting to grow enraged. But he's always got a stick up his ass. And he just snaps. Pulls out his fucking gun and they all start going into a gun fight. Steve and Ed start shooting. Thugnifficent and Leonard high-tail it out of there. Ed does his catchphrase, "What the fuck y'all looking at?"
*Thugnifficent was shot and passes out. The next morning during Granddad's jog, he stumbles upon Thugnifficent and brings him back to the house and yells at him to get a job.
"You like a musical genius like Ray Charles, but without the piano skills or the ability to sing or compose music." -- Riley
*Well the time came and the feds took Thugnifficent's crib. And Uncle Ruckus makes a five second appearance jumping for joy, popping champagne, happy as hell that Thugnifficent was leaving.
*One morning, the booty butt-cheeks song was blasting down the neighborhood. Riley recognizes it and runs outside. Thugnifficent is back. He got a new job, his stupid hair is gone, and is shooting his own reality show. He wants to get that Flavor Flav money.
-_-
ROFL
*Thugnifficent wakes Granddad up by shouting like an idiot. Granddad opens the window and tells him to shut the fuck up and starts throwing items at him and the camera.
-----
And the moral of today's episode is, if you were a one-hit wonder in the rap community, there's always a home for you in reality shows. How did I not see that one coming? Just look at Flavor Flav.
-_-
ROFL
They had to bring that stupid looking nigga up! Thank you. Well hell, look at Ray J. I mean through the 1990's he's been riding that pony of being Brandy's little brother. Then he comes out with that Sexy, Can I song and then gets a reality show on VH1. It's common knowledge that this is the equation folks like them follow. Well one has to wonder if Thugnifficent will appear in any of the other 13 episodes lined-up for this season. Only time will tell.
This has been Missy. See you next time.
Show: The Boondocks
Episode: Bitches to Rags
Rating: TV-MA
Special Guest(s): Charlie Murphy
Summary: Moronic rapper Thugnifficent finds himself in a heap of trouble when things turn sour for him. Record sucks, he got into a bad beef with another rapper, and is about to lose his house. What will he do?
--OPENING--
*Nice title pun by the way. Because when Thugnifficent made his debut, the title on his album was "Rags to Bitches" showing he used to be poor as fuck and now he's rich and has "bitches".
*Granddad is asleep and all of a sudden he's awake to the sound of beeping noises. Looks out the window and finds someone trying to tow his car "Dorothy" away. Oh hell to the no. Granddad goes outside and yells at the guy.
*Nice that [Adult Swim] bleeps out the word "asshole". Comedy Central doesn't do it.
*Turns out the guy got it wrong, he was supposed to tow Thugnifficent's car away. Honest mistake.
*Riley comes over and notices a few things off around the Thugnifficent manor. As in a lot of shit gone, none of his Lethal Interjection crew anywhere, and the recent car towing. Thugnifficent played it off and said he just hit a snag but he's going to come back with his album.
*Riley is up on a new rapper. I swear this rapper (Sergent Gutta) he's watching is a blatant rip off of Soulja Boy. How so? I heard some of the lyrics. It went, "Crank Dat, Crank Dat, Artichoke" over and over. I shamelessly laugh at this stupid shit.
*And yet another artist trying to use that Neptune-sound on EVERY fucking song on the album. The robot effect that makes the illusion that the rapper can actually sing when he really can't in real life. Nigga, you ain't Kanye West! I'm just saying. Riley seems unamused.
*Thugnifficent's crew left and got jobs. Except for one of his crew members.
*Thugnifficent goes on a radio station and is getting grilled big time. This guy is like calling Thugnifficent's music "old" when roughly he came out what like 4 years ago. But that's kind of how it is in the rap community. I hear people calling Nelly old nowadays when they're comparing him to these little nappy-headed rappers today like Lil Wayne and all the shit me and Marisa don't listen to.
*Sergent Gutta is brought up during this interview and he goes, "Man, FUCK Sergent Gutta. That nigga can eat a dick." And goes on and on. Riley is like shut the fuck up at this point. But it was too late. He bashed the 15 year old rapper to hell and back. And as a result, Thugnifficent's album hit rock fucking bottom in the charts.
*So then he puts up a webcam and goes on a rant and asks his listeners why the fuck did they not buy his new album. And it was a rant on and on and on over and over again.
"Is it booty butt cheeks or move them butt cheeks? Nigga who gives a fuck?! It's a song about butt cheeks!" -- best line ever
*Thugnifficent is now dropped. Then Leonard comes in and buys up a whole paycheck on his new album. Several copies in fact. Idiot. So then Leonard is thinking of how he's going to support Thugnifficent and the house.
*All of a sudden, Sergent Gutta posted a video response to Thugnifficent's video. First he says how he admires and respects Thugnifficent and loved his music growing up. Then shit turned sour. But fuck the old nigga! Then he breaks him down by making fun of him because he told a 15 year old rapper to eat a dick. Then in the video, he calls Thugnifficent's mother. Oooooooh, that's rough! Then says, I hope the IRS comes and takes your shit away... *doorbell rings*
*...And it's Granddad...Along with the IRS.
*Next day Thugnifficent gets a visit from one of his crew members, Flo. Flo told him to get a job if he wants to keep the fucking house. And puts in a good word for him at his new job. And we learn something new today! Thugnifficent got a bachelors degree. I never would have thought he made it that far, let alone get passed high school. But I'm just being cynical.
*And so files an application and gets an interview. The guy interviewing Thugnifficent had no idea that Flo was a rapper too. And Thugnifficent just wouldn't shut up about it. And in the end, he didn't get the job...and got Flo fired. Way to go.
*Next option for Thugniffcent. Cocaine. *record scratch* Oh Lord. So he gets it from the psychopath Ed Wuncler III, cooks it up, and starts selling the shit on the street. And he tries to learn how to make it from a rap song. But too hard to understand the words, so wiki it.
*Selling crack on the street was an epic failure. One guy buys crack from Thugnifficent and is dissatisfied with the product (due to it being too burnt). The next guy is all impatient about getting crack. And then some white guy comes in and recognizes Thugnifficent and he was just an annoying fan who would not shut up and not go away. All I kept thinking was the police was gonna show up at any time. Surprisingly it didn't happen.
*Thugnifficent gets another connection and that's a person who will definitely give him money. So Thugnifficent goes to this guy Steve's house with Leonard and that crazy psychopath Ed III. Make a deal with Steve, give him crack, he gives money. Turns out Steve's been off the shit for a year but wants to do a record deal with Thugnifficent. They both seem happy by that. But Ed III was starting to grow enraged. But he's always got a stick up his ass. And he just snaps. Pulls out his fucking gun and they all start going into a gun fight. Steve and Ed start shooting. Thugnifficent and Leonard high-tail it out of there. Ed does his catchphrase, "What the fuck y'all looking at?"
*Thugnifficent was shot and passes out. The next morning during Granddad's jog, he stumbles upon Thugnifficent and brings him back to the house and yells at him to get a job.
"You like a musical genius like Ray Charles, but without the piano skills or the ability to sing or compose music." -- Riley
*Well the time came and the feds took Thugnifficent's crib. And Uncle Ruckus makes a five second appearance jumping for joy, popping champagne, happy as hell that Thugnifficent was leaving.
*One morning, the booty butt-cheeks song was blasting down the neighborhood. Riley recognizes it and runs outside. Thugnifficent is back. He got a new job, his stupid hair is gone, and is shooting his own reality show. He wants to get that Flavor Flav money.
-_-
ROFL
*Thugnifficent wakes Granddad up by shouting like an idiot. Granddad opens the window and tells him to shut the fuck up and starts throwing items at him and the camera.
-----
And the moral of today's episode is, if you were a one-hit wonder in the rap community, there's always a home for you in reality shows. How did I not see that one coming? Just look at Flavor Flav.
-_-
ROFL
They had to bring that stupid looking nigga up! Thank you. Well hell, look at Ray J. I mean through the 1990's he's been riding that pony of being Brandy's little brother. Then he comes out with that Sexy, Can I song and then gets a reality show on VH1. It's common knowledge that this is the equation folks like them follow. Well one has to wonder if Thugnifficent will appear in any of the other 13 episodes lined-up for this season. Only time will tell.
This has been Missy. See you next time.