You just know it’s going to be a good day...
Dear Drivers,
When I am riding your ass, that means go faster. If you refuse to do so, get the hell out of the fast lane. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Angry blonde girl in the little red car behind you whom is riding your ass and making obscene gestures at you
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Dear Man Riding Bicycle on Highway,
WTF, dude? WTF?!
Sincerely,
Baffled blonde girl in the little red car who almost mowed you down, but it was your own damned fault for riding a BICYCLE on the highway
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Yes, it took me 40 minutes to get to school today, which was completely unnecessary if only people would learn how to DRIVE!!! Arrg. Ranting aside, I’m in class now. As I was telling cllort the other day (via AIM in class, of course), the Wi-Fi connection here on campus is very strong in all the classrooms this year. This is very dangerous for Nicole, who is very internet addicted and cannot resist the 4 bars in the upper right-hand corner of her laptop screen seductively luring her to the dark side. FOUL TEMPTRESS!
The new courses don’t seem so bad. I’m excited about taking an advanced course in Copyright Law (alas, look at what my life has become - hearing myself say that makes me want to kick my own nerdy ass). Hmm, I should probably pay attention to what the professor is saying. He reminds me of Mr Mackey from South Park. M’kay..? M’kay.
When I am riding your ass, that means go faster. If you refuse to do so, get the hell out of the fast lane. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Angry blonde girl in the little red car behind you whom is riding your ass and making obscene gestures at you
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Dear Man Riding Bicycle on Highway,
WTF, dude? WTF?!
Sincerely,
Baffled blonde girl in the little red car who almost mowed you down, but it was your own damned fault for riding a BICYCLE on the highway
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Yes, it took me 40 minutes to get to school today, which was completely unnecessary if only people would learn how to DRIVE!!! Arrg. Ranting aside, I’m in class now. As I was telling cllort the other day (via AIM in class, of course), the Wi-Fi connection here on campus is very strong in all the classrooms this year. This is very dangerous for Nicole, who is very internet addicted and cannot resist the 4 bars in the upper right-hand corner of her laptop screen seductively luring her to the dark side. FOUL TEMPTRESS!
The new courses don’t seem so bad. I’m excited about taking an advanced course in Copyright Law (alas, look at what my life has become - hearing myself say that makes me want to kick my own nerdy ass). Hmm, I should probably pay attention to what the professor is saying. He reminds me of Mr Mackey from South Park. M’kay..? M’kay.