When I go driving I stay in my lane
But getting cut off makes me insane
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I‘m gonna wreck this fucker‘s ride ...

( Guess I Got A Bad Habit )

So ... I have this thing about depth perception in that, like, I don't have it. It's possible that the object to my left or right is quite close or even possibly quite far away, but I'm not going to be able to give you that kind of information. This fact leads to much "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"ing and clenched fists with those I'm driving with. ( ( Read more... )

One of the jobs I've always fooled around with (along with teaching and psychology) is being a vet tech. I'd probably get more joy and self-fulfillment out of it than either of the other two BUT - I highly doubt it's something that I'd be good. FOR EXAMPLE ... I think I could deal with getting attached to an animal just to watch it die, because ( Read more... )