Ferreira Legacy 4.0
Here's Sixten, the heir to gen 4, last time you saw him he was a wee little baby, now he's all grown up and ready to mingle. Since I feared that Queenstown might have been one of the reasons the previous save got corrupted I've moved Sixten to Glendalough by the amazing freudroid, it has an eerie haunted European countryside feel to it that I really like.
First order of business, get him a job, since he has the dramatic trait I thought a career as an actor might suit him, though good luck finding a job with those tattoos and the pink hair, you're begging to be type-cast, bb.
Meanwhile, Macchiato was getting acquainted with the toilet bowl.
There's no better way to make some new friends than to go pub-hoping, he didn't have much luck in this first one though.
"Who would think a run down place like this would serve cute pink sparkly drinks? it's probably coke and food colouring anyway"
Have some faith, hicks are people too.
"The food is actually not that bad"
You sure about that?
Frapuccino sleeps...
Macchiato thinks he's a pretty ballerina.
"This place seems more promising, and judging by the price the food won't make me sick"
He's cute, go talk to him.
Sixten: Have you failed to notice the ridiculous hair?
Random guy: Don't mind me, I'm just standing here, looking cute.
Sixten:- ignores-
Sixten: Barman, give me that fiery drink, I'll probably need it.
Random Guy: How dare you ignore me!!!!!11!!
Jackson: What's your problem? I was pratically throwing myself at you?
Sixten: And I was supposed to feel flattered?
Jackson: You were supposed not to be an ass and at least buy me a drink.
Sixten: Well tough luck, I don't buy drinks to people with crappy hairstyles.
Jackson: I let you know everybody loves my haircut!
Sixten: Suree, if by everybody you mean your mother.
"Alone at last, just me and my cheese plate, oh woe is me"
Frapuccino has some interesting nightly activities, I'm sure the neighbours love it.
Finally, someone that looks promising, Sixten found him in the park in front of his studio.
Sixten: So...we could go out some day.
Alexis: Dude, we just met.
Sixten: Don't you believe in lust at first sight?
Alexis: I do, but we have a name here for people who fall in bed with others after five minutes: whores.
Sixten: You country people are so narrow-minded, it's called sharing the love.
Alexis:...and probably sharing STD's too.
Sixten: Wow, you're a great actor, I almost believed you, you sure you're in the right field?
Alexis: Pretty sure, it was fun seeing you squirm though, you were almost ready to beg.
Sixten: Glad you stopped before I had to pull the big guns on you.
Alexis: That must be quite the show.
Sixten: Like ou wouldn't believe, I can be very persuasive.
D'aaw Alexis looks like the cat that got all the cream.
Alexis: You couldn't possibly look any gayer if you tried, just now, what's up with the raised foot?
Sixten: It comes naturally, I'm that good.
Alexis: I hope that's not all you're good at.
Sixten: You'd be surprised.
Alexis: It was great meeting you, maybe we could see eachother again?
Sixten: Sometime in the near future would be great.
Alexis: In the really near future, maybe?
Sixten: Tomorrow?
Alexis: Deal.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...aren't you, deliciously soft pancake?"
Don't let it be said you don't know your way around a kitchen, probably got it from Lisa.
Alexis: What a cute dog, your owner has great taste in pets I see.
Frapuccino: -bites-
Alexis: The hell!? That fucking hurt.
Frapuccino has the kind of smile that says: I'll destroy all your hopes and dreams, human,
Alexis: Your crazy dog bit me.
Sixten: You poor baby, let me kiss it better.
I'm pretty sure Frapuccino didn't bite him there.
And certainly not there either...
Alexis: Doesn't matter had sex.
Sixten: It's so nice of you to pretend you actually want to go out and show me around when I know for certain you would rather stay in bed all day, or in the shower, same thing.
Alexis: A gentleman, you may now call me.
Yup, he's eating dog food, I'm starting to think Frapuccino's bite turned him into a werewolf.
Sixten: That crazy bastard...I like him lots. Though I wont hold his hair back when he throws up.
Talked too soon didn't you?
Frapuccino, disapproves of the new sleeping arrangements, you see Alexis is on what used to be his side of the bed, so as a form of protest he stayed up all night just creepely staring at Alexis, while probably thinking about efficient ways to end him.
Macchiato has better things to do, like throw up fur balls, you gotta love cats.
Alexis: He's definetly a keeper, someone who cooks this well must be mine.
That's what you get for eating too much.
That's what you get for being a slut.
Time to move to a bigger place.
Frapuccino: "he shows up, sleeps in my bed, kisses my human and now we're moving, he must be the devil."
But he's such a cute devil.
First picture in the new house, never forget.
Sixten:We're a family now
Alexis: That we are, it's funny because it feels like we just met.
Sixten: The universa and its ways...
Sixten: I hope our kid is a as smart and caring as you.
Alexis:All I want is for them to be healthy and that they hold no resemblance whatsoever to the neighbour...
Sixten: What kind of guy do you think I am?
Alexis: A nice one, don't fret I meant I hope they don't stay up until the wee hours in the moring.
Sixten:...uhmm..I'm watching you.
Macchiato feels lonely, it's not just Frapuccino who has a jealous streak.
Sixten: You are awfully nice today...
Macchiato: "This being you carry will be the end of the world as we know it"
Sixten: Yay food!
Alexis: Why are you so happy? It isn't even that great.
Sixten: Shut up, I'm pregnant I can be weird.
"How can the sink be broken already? We just moved here"
"Crappy building, crappy neighbour, as soon as we have more money we are hightailing the fuck out of here"
"Please don't be like my sisters, that's all I want"
Poor Macchiato is delusional, that isn't, nor will it ever be, fish.
Alexis: Is it time? Oh my good it's time, what do I do?
Sixten: Not freak out would be nice...
"Mum, I'm just calling to let you know I'm a father now, yes, okay, of course you can't see your grandchild...I still hate you, kay bye"
Meet Mihai, who looks just like Sixten /rage
Sixten: You're a cute little bastard, oh yes you are...and thankfully you look nothing like the neighbour.
Alexis: We made such a beautiful thing together...
Sixten: Yeah, that cake we baked the other day was delicious.
Alexis: What? I mean Mihai.
Sixten: Oh that! Yeah, he's nice too.
Alexis: What I mean is...how would you feel about another?
Sixten: As long as you are the one carrying it this time, fine by me.
Alexis: Deal.
"Just you wait human, you may have won this battle but you haven't win the war yet"
They all like their kids so much when they're new.
Though they kinda grow on you, despite being useless and not doing much,
Alexis: Baby, I think your dog hates me!
Sixten: Because he bit you that one time? You probably scared him..
Alexis: It isn't just that, he gives me these looks, like he wants to see me suffer.
Sixten: He's just a dog, you're being paranoid.
Alexis: Easy for you to say, you aren't the one at the end of those death glares.
Sixten: If you show up dead I'll inform the police they should probably question Frapuccino first.
Alexis: And Macchiato second, he doesn't like me either.
I hope this isn't a premonition, I've managed to keep the virtuoso trait well away since gen 1, I don't want to see it resurface.
Morning sickness is a bitch, on another note someone should probably clean the toilet sometime.
"Science needs me, I have an important job to perform, I can't let a silly fetus deter me..."
Yeah well, good luck with that.
"You win this time, but just because I can already tell you're going to be adorable"
Cute picture is cute.
Macchiato as been dedicating himself to hunting.
However as you can probably see, he sucks at it.
" Come here adorable mini-me"
Sixten: I'm gonna eat you, my hand is going to eat your belly button
Mihai: "Tis bitch...."
"Look at what you've done, you broke him, he's talking gibberish to the little human, already"
"This dog wants my soul, I can feel it..."
Sixten: We have our second kid on the way, I think it's time to appease the neighbours and their God fearing ways and get married already.
Mihai: Baby, I don't think getting married is actually going to make the neighbours like us any better.
Sixten: Shush I have this all figured out all you have to do is say yes.
Frapuccino:" DA FUCK IS DIS????????!!!"
Sixten: So will you marry me someday in the near future?
Frapuccino:" No, No this can't be happening my eyes are playing tricks on me"
Sixten: Will you give me pleasure of marrying you?
Alexis: Fuck yeah, thought you'd never ask.
Frapuccino: "That's it, my life is over"