Ferreira Legacy 3.2
"Hey! Let me up, I wanna play too!"
"Ha! No"
"You will pay with the blood from your veins"
"Off is the general direction in which I want you to fuck"
Lisa:I've always liked a woman in dirty scrubs, smelling of death and disease.
Harley: That was probably a 8 in the scale of creepy.
Lisa: You love me anyways.
Lisa: - sigh- the universe works in mysterious ways.
Time for Acke's birthday!
So sullen looking, I'd probably be too, if I had Freja and Kaja for sisters.
"Almost there...just a few more centimeters"
"You just wait moon, one day you'll be mine!"
"You got this, don't worry, these beds high up in the bloody air are perfectly safe, it's not like my family would risk my life, by making me sleep up here if they knew it wasn't safe...would they?"
Dear Acke, they most certainly would.
Not so stoic now, are we?
"This is what? Our fourth child? Why am I still freaking out?"
Oh joy! Another girl, I'm glad to see Lisa shares my feelings.
Meet Majken, at least she isn't a clone.
"I'm gonna sneeze, oh my god I'm going to spray bacteria all over my delicious pancakes...oh, wait, false alarm...crisis adverted"
Mother and son bonding time! Cute.
"They didn't buy me that ps3, that's fine...I have something even better..."
"IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!ONE!"
"Ok I've touched her, I think we've formed a solid loving bond, can I go now?"
"Staring at food, that's how I eat now, all the cool kids are doing it."
Cat parents are a lot more affectionate than sim parents, just sayin'
"I resent that, look at me creepily staring at my daughter while she sleeps, if that's not good parenting, then I know nothing"
You know nothing.
"Why isn't this boat moving? Who came up with this crappy invention? Not only is it too small for a decent sized crew but it also stays for ever in the same place"
"I demand a refund!"
Repairman: And so the prince and his therapist lived happily ever after! The end. Can I go now?
Acke: I'm afraid not, you didn't get to the best part yet.
Repairman: They lived happily ever after, what more could you possibly want?
Acke: Hot steamy happily ever after sex.
Repairman: This generation is doomed.
Acke: In alternative you could draw me like one of your French girls.
This family has a thing for blue collar professionals.
"Give me the icecream that goes best with my outfit."
"Poor guy must be colour blind."
Why did she feel the urge to ride a bike into the city centre and eat icecream by the fountain I do not know. But she did, and right after she finished she went home, sims actions baffle me sometimes, all the time.
Rafael: bla bla sexual innuendo, bla bla dubious morals disguised as oblivious character, bla bla stereotypes. THE END.
Freja: You should have been a professional storyteller grandfather, you're really talented.
Rafael: At last! Someone acknowledges my talent.
"Water slides make me sad"
"This homework thing was clearly meant for lesser people than myself, I shall make one of my genitors do it under the false pretense that I do not understand it."
Adolfo: You do realize this is a colouring book, right? There's nothing to read.
Kaja: Keep going, I like to loot at the pretty pictures.
"Sand is so cool, I think throwing it at my eyes would be particularly brilliant"
"...or maybe not"
"Ok, break is over, back to being a responsible adult, NOT"
Kaja: Can you push me in the swing? I'm really close to reaching the moon.
Maid: Listen kid, I was hired to clean your house, if you want counseling tell your mothers it will be another 50 euros"
Majken is adorable even if no one seems to think that way!
It's funny how less adorable this becomes when you remember what dogs usuallly lick right before they lick your face.
Birthday!
"I bet the guys at the bingo club and the nursing home still find me pretty hot!"
I bet they do, bb.
Acke: You know what? You are not as grea as you think you are, and you wear far too much pink.
Kaja: How dare you?
Acke: We learned at school that the best way to deal with a bully is calling them out on their own flaws.
Kaja: I'm pretty sure that wasn't school...it was a movie, and the person who said that ended up having their ass kicked.
Acke: Too late to say I love you anyways?
Lisa: Baby, I think we should have another kid and care about it as little as we do about all the others.
Harley: Great minds think alike, I was considering exactly the same thing.
Lisa: How troublesome, our ceilling has a leak.
Harley: Well, its good to know somethings is getting wet.
Brony the poney loving kitty's birthday!
So, Tinder's face and Pepper's body, could be worse.
And already he's showing his true colours.
"Grandpapi likes you a lot better when you stay quiet in your crib, I'll come by later this week to see if anyone has feed you"
"I'm not being paid enough to do this kind of work"
"You and me both..."
"Telling the story of how your parents met...works everytime"
Íris! So nice of you to come by.
Lisa:Why do you always wear that cursed bath robe? Don't you have any other clothes?
Rafael: What's the deal with you? Are you pregnant again?
Lisa: No but your daughter is...BOOM in your face!
Rafael: I hope you're ready to pay child support, young lady!
"Making a pregnant woman clean toilets, my fragile stomach can't handle this! Those brutes"
Here's a picture of Bosie, not being creepy at all.
Harley: Seriously? The robe again?
Rafael: And this is why I chose not to marry a woman.
That, and you really like the dick, just admit it.
"You want the piggy? Come get the piggy!"
Acke upset Bosie so much he ended up chasing is own tail in a puddle of his own pee, poor thing has issues.
Meanwhile Harlet and Lisa go on a meaningful, romantic date.
Harley: I said no phones!
Lisa: What if it's urgent?
Harley: I don't give a damn, this day should be about me- I mean, us.
"Damn tasty food!"
"Damn delicious beverage!"
/fin date
Yup, def preggers.
Adolfo: Kid, you look like a constipated baby chimp, you sure we are related?
Baby chimps are adorable <3
All glory to the porcelain God, the only one who doesn't discriminate.
Stop feeling proud of yourself, pregnancy is very common place I'll let you know.
Harley: Respect my hormones, respect the angry pregnant woman, why aren't you in school by the way?
Acke: I don't know why, it can't be worse than staying home.
"Here kid, do something..."
"Look at it! You're actually good at something!"
"Time to go now, all good things must come to an end..."
"don't pout ungrateful brat, I'm giving you a important life lesson here"
Kaja went home with a friend from school, they sat in the couch and stared at eachother for hours.
Kaja: Soo...is it just me, or you don't talk much?
Maria: ...
Kaja: ?
Maria: !!!!
That's pretty much how it went.
Birthday!
She has a horrible case of the man-face, I liked her better when she resembled a baby chimp.
At least she managed to succeed where all her siblings failed: building a sand castle; apparently it's the sims equivalent of neurosurgery.
Acke: Let's see what kind of secrets the family chest holds.
Acke: This looks seriously cool, let's just hope it isn't part of grandpa's kinky cosplay collection.
Lookit moar birthdays.
Don't be fooled by their prettiness, they look just like Harley, not to mention just like eachother. - le sigh-
Majken you look adorable, also, more like a boy than ever.
Majken: Roarrr...fear me and my tiny T-Rex arms, one of nature's biggest fails, and ultimate proof that there can't be a God.
Numéro #5
Meet Sixten (I know, the Swedish and their awesome names) he's perfect.
Pink hair and purple eyes? He's heir material right from the crib.
And since no one likes Kaja she goes alone to school.
Kaja: Fuck each and every one of you.
And unfortunatelly that's all for this generation, I've tried but nothing can be done for the current gen, the HUB/ side panel just won't show up and there's really no way I can play without it. Next update will feature the new heir, but unfortunately that will be it, and I was so excited to play the teens ;-; Fuck you EA for making a buggy game.