I KNOW THESE THINGS!!!
I totally need to turn this into a shirt. I have a weird sense of humor.
I've been trolling around different communities and messageboards I haunt, and one thing that's keeping me in stitches is the repeated references to the Matt Lauer/Tom Cruise interview.
You're being glib!
I KNOW THESE THINGS
ROFLMAO. I think I'm in love with "amateur psychiatrist Tom".
"I-love-this-woman-more-than-mere-mmortals-can-fathom" Tom? Not so much.