Have you heard the new Kenny Winker song?

Sep 06, 2009 23:44

Don't trust me / I'm a total dickface liar
Don't listen to me / I'm a hard dick, fuck face, she-coward liar
I'm a liar

doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo on you
doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo on you

Don't make love / to any part of me
My dick tells lies / Just like my son of a bitchface
Don't undress / In my house
My house is a terrible camera
A camera
With fangs and shiiiitttttt

Sheedoobee, Uh-huh
Sheedoobee, shecoo, Shedoobee

*dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*

Don't eat that roast on the table
We fucked up on the table
Don't tell me my whistlin' is good
Whistlin's dead
And we both / know that

I'm alone in these woods that we call life
You're a perfect wife for a dead man / And that's not me
If you are still there in the dark / don't reach out to feel my heart

You will only mush your perfect phalange into my demon turd of a soul
Your hand would go into my satanic cheeseburger
A.K.A
My heart's vaginnaaaa

image Click to view


Yeah, Winker rules, man.

Previous post Next post
Up