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I walked into a door ( Read more... )

While checking my email, I come across this subject:

(Hah, did you think I would put my REAL name here?): Claim Your Name Before Someone Else Does

OMG, someone out there has my name!!11 eleventy-one!! Silly bastards, was that how I was supposed to react instead of deleting your ass? :)

However, I AM sure that someone out there in the big, wide ( Read more... )

To all my friends going to Syracuse ( Read more... )

Have you seen the new Visa Check Card commercial starring Donald Trump? The one where he's on top of building and the wind blows the card out of his hand? All I want to know is how the wind can blow money out of his hand, yet not his toupee??

He must be using some super strong glue, because I don't think I saw it move once during the commercial.

Hmm. Right, I haven't told any of you my water balloon story yet ( Read more... )

It wasn't as bad as I thought. Hope I got at least a 3. Fingers crossed for a 4 ( Read more... )

Badminton is a contact sport the way I play it.

*rubs bruised knees*

The rain is the sky's way of playing an April Fool's Day joke on us; although the best one yet was my alarm clock not waking me up on time. I missed a test. Bastard clock. April Fool's Day, bah humbug.

Well I really ought to put an entry here; it looks so empty without one. Well, here's the entry. :)