Hah, rival gang lords...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I bought porn for cjk424 (10 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in idiotwoman's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-78 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
miss_tangerine
But this one's awesome-er:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I bought porn for holangjai (-10 points). Last Sunday I helped cjk424 see the light (8 points). In July I helped idiotwoman hide a body (-173 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I gave uronetic a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-161 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
miss_tangerine
I got to hide a body! Valuable experience for anybody. *nods*