Thank you all for your feedback! I will now proceed to do what I want to do.

The purpose of the poll was like that of flipping a coin: to figure out what it is I want to do. If I had known that, I wouldn't have needed the poll ( Read more... )

Start with an incredibly complicated OMG! The Sky Will Come Crashing Down Upon My Professional Career! Problem.

Add two nights of decent sleep.
Let rest; Do not shake, stir, or agitate.

Yield: One incredibly simple, Oh. Right, duh. Solution.